Sollux: Get back to Aradia.
aradiia ii would liike two apologiize, ii flew off the handle there. iit wa2 liike the handle wa2 a bald guy goiing really fa2t, and ii wa2 hii2 twoupee. 2o iim 2orry, iit wa2 my fault. its 0k ii hope we are 2tiill friiend2. yes we are 2o anyway, ii thiink even though ii quiit a2 leader iim 2tiill goiing two play the game now. becau2e iit2 eiither that or get totally creamed by all the2e fuckiing 2pace boulder2. hey maybe we can make the be2t of the game anyway, even though ii guess we are goiing two lo2e. n0 im s0rry y0u cant s0llux n0t yet oh my god!!! youre goiing two giive me 2hiit agaiin??? after ii crawled on my belly liike that all groveliing at you. liike 2ome low cla22 guy wiith... whatever color blood ii2 lower on the hiierarchy than miine. what2 wor2e than yellow? fuck thii2 confu2iing ca2te 2y2tem. anyway 2crew you, iim playiing thii2 game riight now. n0 y0ure n0t trust me waiit what2 thii2... are you heariing that 2pooky me22age from the grave? iit ii2 from my abiiliity two giive a 2hiit. whiich ju2t diied. thii2 ii2 where you laugh agaiin! c0me t0 the wind0w why. because im 0utside b2. take a l00k ii dont 2ee anythiing out there. c0me cl0ser y0ull see me i pr0mise god ii am ju2t bulge deep iin the fecal matter of a wiildly iincontiinent hoofbea2t but ok, iill iindulge you. here ii go!
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