Tavros: Rap with TC.
mOtHeRfUcK mY bRoThEr, Im So SoRrY i KiNd Of ZoNeD oUt ThErE. hI, tHAT'S OK. i WASN'T EXPECTING YOU TO NOT BE ZONED OUT FOR ANY REASON. sO i GUESS, i DON'T UNDERSTAND YOUR APOLOGY. AlRiGhT, fUcK yEaH, iT's AlL gOoD aNyWaY. i JuSt ZoNeD oUt WhEn I wAs SuPpOsEd To Be AlL aBoUt BeInG tO tElL yOu YoU'rE aLl On My TeAm. uH, yEAH, tHE RED TEAM YOU MEAN, ShIt MoThErFuCkIn YeAh My WiCkEd MoThErFuCkEr! :o) hOnK hOnK hOnK oK, tHAT'S GREAT, i JUST HEARD ABOUT THIS, fROM SOMEONE i DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT, bUT IT STILL BASICALLY QUALIFIES AS GOOD NEWS, :o) HoNkHoNkHoNkHoNkHoNk }:o), hEH, hAhAh FuUuUuCk, YoU sToLe My FuCkIn NoSe BrO! WhAt GoT yOu EvEn Up ThE gUmPtIoN tO aLl FuCkIn Do ThE sHiT lIkE tHaT? eRR, i DON'T KNOW, iT'S JUST, kIND OF THE OBVIOUS THING TO DO, sTICK THE CIRCLE IN FRONT OF THE DOTS, aND, bEHIND THE BENDY ONE, pLUS, oH YEAH, mY HORNS, hAhAhAhA. mAYBE WE CAN SLAM ABOUT IT, YeAh, I cOuLd KiCk ThE sHiT oUt Of SoMe RhYmEs BrO. aLl StIr Up SoMe FuCkIn HeLl MiRtH aNd RiP oPeN a FuCkIn BaG oF hArShWhImSy. yEAHHH, yOU CAN TALK ABOUT THE CLOWN THINGS, wHICH, i DON'T REALLY UNDERSTAND EVER, bUT THAT'S OKAY, bECAUSE IT'S KIND OF FUNNY, wHEREAS, i'LL ADDRESS SOME TOPICS PERTAINING TO MY INTERESTS, aND i GUESS, pERSONAL MOTIFS, YeAh! FuCk YeAh, ThAt Be HoW sHiT's AlL uSuAlLy Up AnD fUcKiN lOcKeD bRo. bUt FiRsT hErE's ThE tHiNg WiTh ThE gAmE. oH YEAH, i ALMOST FORGOT, aBOUT, tHE RED TEAM GAME, YeAh Ok If I rEmEmBeR rIgHt ThIs Is HoW wE'rE jUgGlInG tHiS sHiT. lOt'S oF fUcKiN bAlLs In ThE aIr, HaHaHa. TeReZi CoNnEcTeD tO kArKaT, sO hE's FuCkIn ChIlL. tHeN i'M sUpPoSeD tO cOnNeCt To HeR sOoN tO gEt HeR aLl ChIlL tOo. BuT sHe'S iN tHe WoOdS dOiNg SoMeThInG. wHeN sHe CoMeS bAcK sHe StArTs PlAyInG. So In ThE mEaN mOtHeRfUcKiN tImE i'M sUpPoSeD tO gEt YoU tO cOnNeCt To Me. bUt I fUcKiN sPaCeD oUt AnD fOrGoT. BeCaUsE i GuEsS i WaS wAy ToO mOtHeRfUcKiN cHiLl AlL uP iN tHiS sHiT, hAhAhAhAhA! yEAH, i UNDERSTAND, sO jUsT dOwNlOaD tHiS mOtHeRfUcKeR i'M sEnDiNg YoU sO wE cAn KiCk ThIs BiTcH dOwN tHe StAiRs. oKAY, i'LL DO THAT, aND, iN THE MEANTIME, sHALL i, cUE UP THE, sTRICT BEATS????? }:D AwWwWw BrOtHeR nOw YoU aLl FuCk AnD uP aNd DoNe It. yOu ArE fUcKiN wHeEl DeEp In A bIg SlOpPy MaSsAcRe PiE tOpPeD wItH mOtHeRfUcKiN wHiPpEd RhYmE. HoW sTrIcT aRe ThOsE bEaTs At, MoThErFuCkEr? wELL, i, tURNED UP THOSE BITCHES TO PRETTY STERN, sET BEATS TO LECTURE, aND, i'M KIND OF GOING HOG WILD ON THE CURMUDGEON KNOB, wHICH, i HAD RECENTLY INSTALLED, gOd DaMn!!! TeLl Me MoRe WhIlE i GeT mY rEaCh On FoR tHiS fRoStY bReW. oKAY, iMAGINE AN ARRAY OF BEATS THAT SET LIMITS, tHEY GOT A RULEBOOK, iT DOESN'T PAY TO SKIM IT, bECAUSE, tHERE'S NOT A LOT OF LATITUDE, tHEY WON'T STAND FOR AN ATTITUDE, aND, cROSSING THEM'S A HABIT YOU'D, (nOT REALLY WANT TO GET INTO BECAUSE, uHH), tHEY'D GET PRETTY MAD AT YOU, fUuUuCk, So FuCkIn FrEsH. YoU nEeD tO bE sLaPpEd FuCkIn SiLlY wItH a MoUtH lIkE tHaT! hAhA. aND, iF YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH IT, tHEN i SUGGEST YOU GO AND RAP IT DUDE, oK i WiLl. JuSt LeT mE sNeAk Up On ThIs BoTtLe Of FaYgO aNd SnAp ItS nEcK lIkE iM a FuCkIn LaUgHsSaSsIn. oK. ArE tHoSe BeAtS sTiLl ChIlL? yEAH, aRe ThEy MoThErFuCkIn StRiCt??? yEAHHHHH, AiGhT. cRaCk...... HiSsSsSsSsSsSsSs. mOtHeRfUcKiN kIcK iT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You both then proceed to have one of the worst rap-offs in the history of paradox space.
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