Sollux: Abort.
hey change of plan, we arent playiing thii2 game anymore. you dont have two bother recruiitiing, 2orry two wa2te your tiime. 1M NOT TH3 L34D3R 4NYMOR3 K4RK4T 1S he ii2? H3 THR3W 4 T4NTRUM 4BOUT 1T SO 1 L3T H1M B3 TH3 R3D L34D3R ok that wa2 faiirly prediictable but that2 fiine. iill talk two hiim about iit. WH4TS GO1NG ON? nothiing, thii2 game 2uck2 and aa ii2 full of crap. 2orry about all thii2. >:? twinArmageddons [TA] began trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] hey change of plan, we arent playiing thii2 game anymore. HEY. GUESS WHO THE RED LEADER IS? I'M THE LEADER. IT'S ME. YOUR PLAN TO CRIPPLE YOUR RIVAL TEAM HAS FAILED. ii know, 2he told me, ii dont care. the game ii2 bad new2, iit wiill cau2e the end of the world, not 2top iit. 2o forget iit, ju2t go back two whatever you were doiing. wriitiing your 2hiitty code or whatever. HAHAHA! SO PATHETIC. THIS IS YET ANOTHER FEEBLE ATTEMPT TO WEAKEN YOUR OPPOSITION. TEREZI AND I HAVE ALREADY ESTABLISHED A CONNECTION AND WE ARE MAKING GREAT PROGRESS HERE. WE ARE A GREAT TEAM, AND I AM A FANTASTIC LEADER. WE WILL BEAT THIS GAME IN NO TIME, WHILE YOUR TEAM IS CLEARLY STILL ASLEEP AT THE THORAX. oh god. no you iidiiot, ii dont care about the game anymore. ii ju2t quiit, iim not playiing, you 2hould two. AMAZING. YOU'RE EITHER BEING REALLY PERSISTENT WITH THIS TRANSPARENT RUSE, OR YOU REALLY ARE JUST THAT SAD AND INCOMPETENT. NEITHER CASE DESERVES MY RESPECT OR MY FRIENDSHIP. IN FACT, YOU KNOW WHAT, FRIENDSHIP CANCELED. THERE IT'S OFFICIAL, BYE BYE FRIENDSHIP! oh liike you havent 2aiid that liike a biilliion tiime2. you arent iin any po2iitiion two que2tiion my competence. youre the wor2t programmer iive ever 2een, you dont know anythiing about computer2, why do you bother. the only thiing youre good at ii2 yelliing and makiing huge mii2take2. and beiing UGLY AND HORRIIBLE IN EVERY WAY, AND HAVIING 2TUPIID LIITTLE NUBBY HORN2. TO BE HONEST I DON'T SEE WHAT'S SO GREAT ABOUT YOUR PROGRAMMING OR HACKING. WHAT IS A HACKER EVEN? JUST SOME SMUG ASSHOLE IN MOVIES DOING FAKE THINGS AND MAKING UP WORDS. IT'S NOT EVEN A REAL THING TO BE, IT'S JUST SOME BULLSHIT TITLE YOU GAVE YOURSELF SO YOU CAN FEEL JUST A TINY BIT LESS LOATHESOME. oh no, more chiildii2h burn2, ii dont have two prove anythiing two you, iim a great hacker, periiod. NO IT'S ALL SO CLEAR NOW, YOU WERE A FRAUD ALL ALONG. WHAT DOES ALL THIS NONSENSICAL CODE YOU WROTE EVEN DO? IT'S ALL NONSENSE. LIKE A BLUFF. YOU JUST SAY, OH KARKAT WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND WHAT I WROTE IS BULLSHIT BECAUSE HE'S TOO DUMB TO FIGURE IT OUT. WELL YOU'RE BUSTED, THESE VIRUSES HERE I BET DO NOTHING AT ALL. waiit, KK... I BET IF I RAN THEM NOTHING BAD WOULD HAPPEN. MIGHT EVEN IMPROVE MY COMPUTER'S PERFORMANCE! no don't. HOW ABOUT THIS IDIOTIC PROGRAM WITH THE RED AND BLUE CODE, WHICH IS A MEANINGLESS THING TO DO WITH CODE ANYWAY. WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? IT'S ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR SCAMS. WHY NOT SNEAK SOME BAD CLIP ART INTO THE FILES TOO, AND PRETEND THAT'S CODE??? oh god, no dont run that, iim 2eriiou2. WHAT WOULD HAPPEN? iim not 2ure, but iit would be really, really bad iif you ran iit, ju2t dont. AH HA. JUST AS I THOUGHT, YOU CAN'T EVEN COME UP WITH A GOOD LIE WHEN I PRESS YOU ON IT. YOUR BLUFF HAS BEEN CALLED. COMPILING AS WE SPEAK, IT WILL AUTORUN WHEN IT FINISHES. AND NOW I HAVE TO GO ATTEND TO SOMETHING OUTSIDE, BECAUSE TEREZI IS DOING SOMETHING JUST UNSPEAKABLY STUPID RIGHT NOW. WHOOPS, FORGET I SAID THAT. IT WAS PRIVILEGED INFORMATION. you are the dumbe2t grubfucker on the planet, ii 2wear. LATER DOUCHE BAG. KK DO NOT RUN THAT CODE. hello?????????????? carcinoGeneticist's [CG'S] computer exploded. oh my god.
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