Sollux: Recruit team leader.
TZ you want two be the leader of one of the team2? YOU M34N FOR YOUR G4M3 TO S4V3 TH3 WORLD? yeah. OK 1 P1CK TH3 R3D T34M!!! >8D ok ii diidnt 2ay anythiing about a red team, or even that there were two team2, but fiine. OBV1OUSLY YOU W3R3 GO1NG TO S3T UP R3D 4ND BLU3 T34MS COM3 ON you dont know what iim goiing two do, 2top beiing a2 though you can read my miind. iit2 not a power you have, your 2trength2 are beiing bliind and triickiing people about 2tuff. and ii gue22 beiing generally 2avvy and pretty decent at other 2tuff, but that2 why iim piickiing you and not 2ome other fuckiing 2chlub from retardatiion row. SOLLUX, PL34S3 YOU 4R3 MR 4PPL3B3RRY BL4ST 4ND 3V3RYON3 KNOWS THOS3 4R3 YOUR F4VOR1T3 FL4VORS 3V3N THOUGH YOU TYP3 1N YUCKY MUST4RD WH1CH 1S W31RD >:\ maybe there ii2 more two me than you thiink. maybe ii am not the two triick hoofbea2t you want two make me out a2. maybe ii ju2t want two giive the red and blue thiing a re2t for a change and not make iit 2o iit2 liike, oh look iit2 that prediictable fuck wiith tho2e two 2tupiid color2, iit2 amaziing how much everyone fuckiing hate2 hiim. maybe red and blue arent that great and ii hate them 2uddenly, have you thought of that. maybe iim more of an aubergiine guy plu2 whatever that putriid color is you type wiith, what ii2 that, turqoii2e? maybe iit2 makiing me turquea2y. maybe the new name for that color ii2 2ummer 2hiithead mii2t, have you con2iidered that? but iim 2tiickiing wiith red and blue 2o maybe you 2hould 2uck on iit. M4YB3 M4YB3 M4YB3 M4YB3 M4YB3 1S 4 STUP1D WORD M4YB3 TH4TS TH3 B1G M4YB3 W3 SHOULD 4LL POND3R TON1GHT OV3R SOM3 HOT SHUT TH3 H3LL UP T34 SO YOU TH1NK 1M S4VVY?? >:] yeah ii thiink 2o. piick out whoever you want for the red team and iill lead the blue team. iill 2end you the download 2oon, talk two you later. W41T! M4YB3 YOU SHOULD T3LL M3 MOR3 4BOUT TH3 G4M3 F1RST? HOW 3X4CTLY 4R3 W3 S4V1NG TH3 WORLD? ii dont know yet. ii ju2t know what iive 2een iin my vii2iion2. that the world wiill end and our whole race diie2 and thii2 ii2 how we 2ave iit. and aa can back me up on thii2 2o dont be all doubtiing me about iit. 1 4M NOT DOUBT1NG YOU 1 TH1NK YOU 4R3 R1GHT! MOSTLY mo2tly, what doe2 that mean? W3LL WH3N YOU T4LK 4BOUT HOW YOUR3 GO1NG TO D13 TOO ii am goiing two diie. ii mean we all are. but e2peciially me. ii am goiing two get my a22 2erved two me twofold. double the 2erviice. liike two dude2 on doublebutler ii2land. gettiing worked over by a 2iiame2e twiin ma22eu2e. but before ii diie, iim goiing two go bliind liike you. iit ha2 two happen liike that. iim not 2ure why, but ii thiink iit2 liike... fulfiilliing 2ome requiirement for a true prophet of doom. iin order for the vii2iion2 two be riight, that ha2 two happen, and the uniiver2e wiill make 2ure iit wiill. iit2 kiind of liike how a prophet earn2 hii2 2triipe2, by beiing bliind, liike how an angel earn2 iit2 wiing2. WH4TS 4N 4NG3L 2ome terriible mythiical demon. wiith the2e awful feathery wiing2. Y1K3S paradox 2pace u2e2 them two u2her iin the end. HOW DO3S 1T KNOW WH4T 4NG3L TO US3... ........ huh?? >:? 2o yeah. we wiill all diie but mo2t e2peciially me, end of 2tory. BUT DONT T4K3 TH1S TH3 WRONG W4Y BUT HOW C4N YOU B3 TOT4LLY SUR3 4BOUT 4LL TH4T? HOW DO YOU KNOW SOM3 OF TH3 R34L V1S1ONS YOUR3 H4V1NG 4R3NT G3TT1NG K1ND OF T4NGL3D UP W1TH UHHH SORT OF TH3 W4Y YOU 4R3 4BOUT YOURS3LF what do you mean. HOW YOU G3T MOP3Y 4ND YOUR3 4LW4YS TH3 V1CT1M OF SOM3TH1NG 4ND HOW SOM3T1M3S YOU TH1NK YOU SUCK WH3N YOU R34LLY DONT M4YB3 TH4T 1S CLOUD1NG YOUR V1S1ON? ok that2 ju2t 2ome per2onal priivate emotiional ii22ue2 and iim dealiing wiith that, and hone2tly iid appreciiate you not alway2 throwiing that iin my face every goddamn opportuniity you get. liike thii2 ii2 a biig ciircu2 act two you, and that ii2 your 2peciial clown piie. S33, GOD SO S3NS1T1V3 2eriiou2ly talk two aa 2he wiill corroborate everythiing. you and 2he are pretty tiight arent you? NOT R34LLY 4NYMOR3 SH3 US3D TO B3 4 LOT OF FUN BUT NOW T4LK1NG TO H3R, 1 DONT KNOW 1T JUST SOM3HOW 4LW4YS M4K3S M3 S4D >:[ ok well toniight2 not about fun, thii2 ii2 2eriiou2. deliiriiou2ly 2o. we are iin 2meariiou2 2hiit2taiin ciity. SCR3W YOU 4ND YOUR SH1TST41NS 1 W1LL H4V3 4 FUCK1NG BL4ST 4ND YOU C4NT STOP M3 BLU3 T34M 2222222CUM >:] oh 2h11t 11t2 onnnnnn 2uck4.
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