Karkat: Deal with Terezi.
YOU CAN SEE ME RIGHT. TELL ME WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE. NO 1 C4NT S33 YOU DUMB4SS OH YEAH. ANYWAY, PRESS YOUR NOSE AGAINST YOUR SLOBBERY SCREEN AND TELL ME WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE. SM3LLS PR3TTY T3RR1BL3! THAT'S BECAUSE YOU JUST TOOK A HARD DRAG OF MY LOAD GAPER WHICH FOR SOME REASON I HAVE DISCOVERED OUTSIDE ON THIS LITTLE ISLAND. YOU M34N YOUR TO1L3T? WELL OOH LA LA. EXCUSE MY DISDAIN FOR YOUR BLUE BLOODED VERNACULAR. WH4T COLORS YOUR BLOOD? WHOA NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS! SERIOUSLY WAS THAT A SERIOUS QUESTION? UNBELIEVABLE. 1 W1LL F1ND OUT SOM3 D4Y WHAT IS WITH YOUR OBSESSION WITH COLORS. IT'S BAD ENOUGH YOU WASTE ALL MY HARD EARNED GRIST RAMBLING MY HIVE AROUND LIKE THAT NOT EVEN IN THE DIRECTION OF THE FUCKING GATE. BUT THEN YOU GO AND SPEND IT ON AN UGLY PAINT JOB. I KILLED A LOT OF IMPS FOR THAT GRIST. K4RK4T, PL34S3 DONT PR3T3ND YOU D1DNT 3NJOY GO1NG 4ROUND K1LL1NG TH1NGS 4ND TH4T YOU WOULDNT 3NJOY K1LL1NG 4 WHOL3 LOT MOR3 PR4NC1NG 4ROUND W1TH YOUR L1TTL3 S1CKL3 B31NG 4LL 4DOR4BL3 YEAH RIGHT. MORE LIKE... ADORABLOODTHIRSTY. I'M PRANCING AROUND BEING THAT, OK? >:] ANYWAY THIS IS AWFUL, THIS IS NO WAY FOR A LEADER TO BE TREATED. SORRY TH1S 1S WH4T YOU W4NT3D TH3 L34D3R 1S TH3 F1RST ON3 1N TH1S 1S WH4T TH3 L34D3R 1S SUPPOS3D TO DO NO, THIS IS NOT ANYTHING EXCEPT FOR WHAT BULLSHIT IS. A LEADER SHOULDN'T BE AT THE MERCY OF THE HIVE RENOVATION WHIMSY OF A PSYCHOTIC BLIND GIRL. WHEN DO I GET THE CHANCE TO FUCK UP SOMEONE'S HIVE. I SHOULD BE THE NEXT ONE TO CONNECT TO A CLIENT. NO YOU C4NT! YOU H4V3 TO B3 TH3 L4ST ON3 TO CONNECT TO COMPL3T3 TH3 CH41N MORE LIES. TH1NK OF 1T TH1S W4Y 1M YOUR S3RV3R PL4Y3R SO PR1OR1TY H4S TO B3 ON M3 G3TT1NG 1N TH3 G4M3 B3FOR3 1 G3T K1LL3D BY M3T3ORS 1N WH1CH C4S3 YOUD B3 SCR3W3D 1N TH3R3 TH3N TH3 N3XT GUY COM3S 1N, TH3N TH3 N3XT 4ND YOU BR1NG TH3 L4ST ON3 1N WHOA WAIT, WHAT? METEORS? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH METEORS. OH BOY YOU N33D TO G3T W1TH TH3 PROGR4M K4RK4T H4V3 YOU T4LK3D TO 44 44 WHAT? 4POC4LYPS34R1S3N SORRY NO, OF COURSE NOT. OR T4 OR 4G 1 GU3SS OR C4 R34LLY TH3R3S L1K3 TH1S WHOL3 CONSP1R4CY 4BOUT TH1S 4S 1M F1ND1NG OUT WELL WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELL ME SO I DON'T HAVE TO TALK TO ANY OF THOSE DOUBLETALKING ASSHOLES. 1 C4NT! 1 GOTT4 ST3P OUT OF TH3 TR33 FOR 4 MOM3NT WH3N 1 COM3 B4CK 1 W1LL 3NT3R TH3 G4M3 CY4!
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