Terezi: Troll AC.
*GC L4NDS ON YOUR WH3LP1NG STOOP 4ND R4PS ON YOUR C4V3 W1TH H3R NOBL3 4ND 3L3G4NT T4LON* *4ND ONC3 W1TH H3R M1GHTY SNOUT FOR GOOD M34SUR3* :33 < *ac saunters from her dark cave a little bit sl33py from the recent kill* :33 < *ac uses one of her mouths to lick the fresh blood off her paws* :33 < *and the other one to blow you a kiss!* >8O *GC W1TH 4 M1GHTY WH1SK OF H3R M1GHTY T41L PLUCKS TH3 K1SS OUT OF TH3 41R M1GHT1LY* *GC POCK3TS TH3 K1SS 1N H3R 3NCH4NT3D RUCKS4CK FOR L4T3R, TO DO SOM3TH1NG M4G1C4L, L1K3 M4K3 GOBL1N W1SH3S COM3 TRU3* :33 < *yes! ac finds that to be a most admirable use of a kiss!* :33 < *she thinks that goblin wishes n33d to come true too just like any other kind of purrsons wishes* :33 < *ac begs your pardon while she rips apart this tasty beast to prepare a meal for her cubs* *GC 3Y3S THE B34ST HUNGR1LY 4ND M1GHT1LY* :33 < uh oh! *GC 3Y3S THE CUBS HUNGR1LY!* *4ND M1GHT1LY* *3SP3C14LLY M1GHT1LY* :33 < dont you dare! :33 < i mean :33 < *ac shouts dont you dare!* :33 < *indignantly* *BUT 1T 1S TOO L4T3! GC SCOOPS UP 4 PLUMP CUB W1TH H3R GL1ST3N1NG M4J3ST1C T41L 4ND FL13S OFF M4G1C4LLY* *TH3 1NNOC3NT CUB 1S CRY1NG 4ND CRY1NG 4ND CRY1NG* :33 < *ac says noooooooo and looks a bit crestfallen* :33 < *ac gets a clever idea to slake the majestic dragons mighty hunger* :33 < *she prepares the lions share of the slain armored cholerbear for gc* >:? *GCS M4GN1F1C3NT CUR1OS1TY H4S B33N P3RK3D* 1S 1T 4 BULL CHOL3RB34R?? OOPS *SH3 4SK3D TH4T* :33 < *ac pawses a moment and nods knowingly with a couple of smug grins on her face* :33 < *she confirms it is ind33d the bulliest of bears!* *GC 1NST4NTLY LOS3S 1NT3R3ST 1N TH3 PUNY CUB 4ND DROPS 1T TO TH3 GROUND F4R B3LOW!* :33 < *but as it happens the really cute cub lands in a bush safe and sound, whew!* *GC'S 4L4RM1NG 4ND SPL3ND1F3ROUS G1RTH S3TTL3S OV3R THE SUCCUL3NT CHOL3RB34R ST34K* *WH3N SH3 F1N1SH3S TH3 S4VORY R3D M34T SH3 L1FTS H3R PROUD W1S3 H34D 4ND OP3NS H3R GR34T B1G MOUTH 4ND SP34KS TH3 4NC13NT TONGU3 OF 4 THOUS4ND W1SDOMS* *SH3 S4YS:* H3Y DO YOU W4NT TO PL4Y 4 G4M3 W1TH M3? :33 < *ac crinkles up her nose and prepares for a really unprecedented marathon of baffling feline obstinacy* :33 < *her dragonyyydy suitor will make neither rhyme nor reason of her purrplexing behavior for even an instant!* NO NO TH4T W4S 4 R34L QU3ST1ON W4NT TO PL4Y 4 G4M3?? :33 < oh! h33h33 :33 < ok if you mean a computer game then yes that sounds like fun OK YOU C4N B3 ON MY T34M :33 < team? :33 < who else is playing? 1 H4V3NT D3C1D3D Y3T 4 WHOL3 BUNCH OF US 1N TWO T34MS :33 < oh :33 < well it does sound like it will be a lot of fun but i think i should get purrmission first BL4R!!!!! TH4TS SO STUP1D H3S NOT TH3 BOSS OF YOU :33 < i know! :33 < but still im kind of scared of him and i think purrhaps its best to just run it by him first so there isnt a kerfuffle about it or anything TH1S 1S STUP1D 1N SUCH 4 T3RR1BL3 MYR14D OF DUMB W4YS YOU SHOULDNT B3 4FR41D OF 4NYON3 YOU K1LL B1G 4NIM4LS W1TH YOUR B4R3 H4NDS! 4ND 1N 4NY C4S3 H3 L1V3S NOWH3R3 N34R YOU SO TH3 WHOL3 TH1NG 1S 3XTR4 STUP1D :33 < i knooow :33 < but i dont think itll be a big deal :33 < ill just mention it casually and itll be fine im sure and then we can play in just a little bit! >XO F11111N3 1N TH3 M34NT1M3 1 W1LL GO ROUND UP SOME MOR3 P3OPL3 TO PL4Y :33 < k!
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