Karkat: Answer troll.
wHaT iS uUuUuP mY iNvErTeBrOtHeR? WHAT IN THE SWEET ALMIGHTY TAINTCHAFING FUCK DO YOU WANT. NoT a MoThErFuCkInG tHiNg BrO. oThEr ThAn I bE cHeCkIn OuT hOw My BeSt MoThErFuCkIn FrIeNd Is At Yo. I REALLY CAN'T STAND YOU AND I HATE HOW YOU TYPE, IT JUST BOTHERS ME SO MUCH, HAVE I MENTIONED THAT? YoU SaY iT pReTtY mUcH eVeRy TiMe We TaLk YeAh. but uh, i don't have to... uhhh see? but i mean man this feels so motherfuckin unnatural and shit. YoU jUsT gOt To Be GoInG wItH wHaT fEeLs RiGhT aT wHeRe YoUr HeArT's Up In, YoU kNoW? bEsT fRiEnD. I WONDER WHAT KIND OF SHITTY THING I DID TO DESERVE SUCH AN AWFUL BEST FRIEND. OR MAYBE WHAT TERRIBLE THING I'M GOING TO DO AND GET PUNISHED FOR IN ADVANCE. MAYBE I'M JUST LIKE PREEMPTIVELY THE WORST FUCKING PIECE OF TRASH WHO EVER LIVED AND DON'T EVEN KNOW IT YET, BUT HEY LOOK, YOUR FRIENDSHIP IS EXHIBIT A I GUESS. It'S sUcH a BeAuTiFuL tHiNg. ThIs TrOlL dIsEaSe CaLlEd FrIeNdShIp. FRIENDSHIP ISN'T A DISEASE SHITSPONGE. IT'S LIKE... A MISTAKE. A BIG JOKE OF NATURE. iT's A mIrAcLe. OH NO, DON'T. DON'T START WITH THE MIRACLES AGAIN. MaN eVeRyWhErE i LoOk... aLlS i SeE iS mOtHeRfUcKiN mIrAcLeS. It'S sO sPiRiTuAl, AlL tHeSe mIrAcLeS aNd ShIt. oK lIkE jUsT bE tAkIn tHiS fUcKiN tItS bOtTlE oF fUcKiN fAyGo I jUsT cRaCkEd Up OpEn. AnD hOw It'S bEiNg AlL lIkE hIsSiNg AnD sHiT. mOtHeRfUcKiN hIsSiNg MaN, wHo WeNt AlL aNd ToLd It To Do ThAt? HoW wOuLd It EvEn Do ThAt, It'S cRaZy. iT's A mIrAcLe. IT'S CARBONATION YOU IGNORANT DOUCHE. TRY GETTING SCHOOLFED SOME TIME INSTEAD OF SLURPING DOWN THAT WEIRD SWILL ALL DAY AND FONDLING YOUR STUPID HORNS. No No BrO, i DoN't WaNnA kNoW, dOn'T eVeN tElL mE. kNoWiNg ShIt JuSt StEaLs Up AlL tHe FuCkIn MaGiC fRoM mY mIrAcLeS lIkE a MoThErFuCkIn ThIeF. AnD tHaT aIn'T cOoL. THE ONLY MIRACLE IS THAT YOU LIKE THAT DISGUSTING SLUDGE, WHERE DO YOU EVEN GET THAT STUFF. IT'S ALSO A MIRACLE HOW YOU DRESS LIKE AN IMBECILE AND ARE BASICALLY THE STUPIDEST ASSHOLE I'VE EVER KNOWN. ACTUALLY YOU'RE RIGHT, THERE ARE MIRACLES EVERYWHERE, I'VE BEEN A FOOL. sEe MaN, i Am StRaIgHt Up TeLlInG yOu. MiRaClEs. iT's LiKe, AlRiGhT, cOmPuTeRs, RiGhT? WhAt ThE fUcK? mIrAcLeS iS wHaT. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU FOR ME JUST READING THAT. AnYwAy WhAt'S uP wItH yOuR bAd SeLf, FoR sErIoUs HeRe. iSn'T sOmEtHiNg BiG aLl GoInG dOwN? WHAT? i HeArD sOmEtHiNg bIg WaS gOiNg AlL dOwN. JuSt AlL bE tElLiNg Me AlL wHaT mOtHeRfUcKiN iT's Up AnD aLl AbOuT. STOP SAYING ALL. ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT TA'S THING? yEaH!! fUcK yEaH mAn, So MyStErIoUs. I'm NeVeR bEiNg GeTtInG cEaSeD tO bE aMaZeD bY aLl ThEsE fUcKiN mYsTeRiEs LiFe'S gOt FoR uS. UUUUUUGH. ANYWAY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S UP WITH THAT. MAYBE I'LL TALK TO HIM TONIGHT ABOUT IT. MAYBE I WON'T. IT'S PROBABLY JUST ANOTHER ONE OF HIS PROJECTS THAT WINDS UP BEING COMPLETELY USELESS AND A HUGE WASTE OF MY TIME. yEaH mAyBe BuT hE's YoUr BeSt FrIeNd ThOuGh So It'S aLl CoOl. AnYwAy I tHoUgHt ThIs SoUnDeD lIkE a PrEtTy BiG mOtHeRfUcKiN dEaL mY mAn. aAaUuUhHh... WHAT. Aw BrO nEvErMiNd, I jUsT fUcKiN dId LiKe To ScArE tHe ShIt OuTtA mYsElF hErE. tHeSe DaMn HoRnS. YOU'VE GOT TO GET RID OF THOSE THINGS. THEY MAKE IT MORE EMBARRASSING TO KNOW YOU. WHICH IS A FRIGGIN MIRACLE THAT THAT'S EVEN POSSIBLE. LIKE, WOW, GOD SURE COOKED UP A DOOZY THERE. TWINKLY EYED SON OF A BITCH JUST KEEPS YOU GUESSING, DOESN'T HE. MaN yOu KnOw YoU wAnNa GiVe My HoRnS a GoOd SqUeEzE. :o) ACTUALLY YOU KNOW WHAT WILL BE THE MIRACLE TO END ALL MIRACLES? IT'LL BE IF I EVER MEET A KID I DESPISE MORE THAN YOU. THAT WILL MAKE ME A MOTHERFUCKIN CONVERT. I'LL SEE LIGHT SO BRIGHT I'LL NEED GC TO WALK ME AROUND SO I DON'T BUMP INTO SHIT. SIGN ME UP FOR YOUR IDIOTIC CLOWN RELIGION OK. hAhAhAhA yOu fUcKiN gOt It BrOtHeR!
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