Dave: Keep getting trolled by GC.
D4V3 D4V3 1 F1N4LLY GOT 1T oh hell 1 F1N4LLY F1GUR3D 1T OUT ONC3 4ND FOR 4LL TH1S 1S YOU!!!!!!! http://tinyurl.com/D4V34NDBRO43V3R FFFF444444444444H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4 H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4 that ok thats pretty amazing 4H4H4H4H4H4H44H4H4H4H4 OH GOD 1T 1S SO P3RF3CT JUST 4 COOL DUD3 4ND H1S BRO R1GHT TH3R3 4DV3NTUR1NG THROUGH T1M3 4ND PL4Y1NG P1NB4LL 1N BRO H34V3N TOG3TH3R T3LL M3 TH4T 1SNT SO FUCK1NG P3RF3CT >8] hey speaking of which where is my bro anyway havent seen him at all since i got here davesprite doesnt know you can see everything that goes on right or like smell it or whatever how does that even work how do you use a computer and know whats going on it doesnt make sense my face doesnt make sense D4V3 YOUR *F4C3* DO3SNT M4K3 ...... D4MM1T hahaha BUT 4CTU4LLY YOUR F4C3 *DO3S* M4K3 S3NS3 TO MY NOS3 4ND MY TONGU3 >:P ew 1M SORRY D4V3 TH4T YOU W1LL N3V3R 3XP3R13NC3 TH3 S3NSORY BOUQU3T TH4T 1 3NJOY 3V3RY D4Y TH4T 1 3NSCONC3 MYS3LF 1N L1K3 4 W4RM 4ND COMFY B4THROB3 M4D3 OF FL4VOR 4ND M3LODY oh ok so the dumbest and most far fetched explanation imaginable ok got it 4NYW4Y 1 DONT KNOW WH3R3 YOUR BRO 1S 4S F4R 4S 1 C4N T3LL YOU N3V3R S33 H1M 4G41N B3TW33N NOW 4ND TH3 R1FT TOO B4D H3 WONT BE 4ROUND TO B41L YOU OUT 4G41N L1K3 H3 D1D WH3N YOU 3NT3R3D!!! man dont remind me about that so embarrassing 1TS OK 1 WONT T3LL JOHN 4BOUT 1T 1 KNOW TH4TS WH4T YOUR3 WORR13D 4BOUT ok cool BUT LOOK YOU DONT N33D TO B3 UPS3T 4BOUT NOT H4V1NG YOUR BRO TO L34N ON 4NYMOR3 whos upset bout time the dude gave me a little space BLUH OK WH4T3V3R YOU S4Y BUT TH4TS NOT TH3 PO1NT TH3 PO1NT 1S 1 W1LL H3LP YOU 1NST34D D4V3 1S TH4T COOL >:] i guess 1 KNOW 3V3RYTH1NG TH4TS GO1NG TO H4PP3N TO YOU 1 C4N T3LL YOU B3FOR3 1T H4PP3NS SO YOU C4N B3 R34DY 4ND NOT H4V3 TO GO B4CK 1N T1M3 4ND G3T K1LL3D 4LL TH3 T1M3 4ND ST4ND ON 4 TO1L3T LOOK1NG 4T YOUR OWN BLOOD FOR T3N M1NUT3S alright so whats next F1RST YOU GO THROUGH TH3 G4T3 4ND WH3N YOU GO THROUGH YOU W1LL GO TO 4NOTHER PL4C3 1N YOUR W1LD CH3RRY L4V4 L4ND 4ND YOU W1LL QU1CKLY M33T SOM3 FR13NDLY CROCOD1L3S TH3Y W1LL TRY TO 34T YOU BUT TH4T 1S JUST TH31R W4Y OF B31NG FR13NDLY! YOU SHOULDNT B3 SC4R3D why would i be scared D4V3 PL34S3 YOU 4R3 CRY1NG L1K3 4 L1TTL3 BOY 1TS 1S H4PP3N1NG R1GHT H3R3 1N FRONT OF MY NOS3 YOUR T34RS T4ST3 D3L1C1OUS K1ND OF L1K3 L1K3 SOM3TH1NG YOU WOULDNT KNOW 4BOUT 4 TROLL D3L1C4CY C4LL3D COTTON C4NDY we have cotton candy dumpass >8O
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