Jade: Get trolled by AT.
jADE, hI, iS YOUR ROBOT NEARBY, ummmmmm..... wHERE YOU CAN TYPE, bECAUSE YOU ARE ASLEEP, oh! yes it appears so!!! oK, uHH, iN THAT CASE, aRE YOU HAVING A PLEASANT NAP, i guess! ive been pretty busy here ive had to stay asleep for a long time because john is supposed to wake up soon but he just wont wake up!!!!! im pretty sure im supposed to be the one to wake him but i dont know what to do :( uHHHHH, huh?? oHH, sORRY, i WAS LOOKING TO SEE IF i COULD SEE HIM BE AWAKE IN THE FUTURE, bUT i CANT SEE IN HIS DREAMS, oR ANYTHING, oh...... well thanks for trying anyway! bUT YOU WILL WAKE UP SOON, iT LOOKS LIKE, sO MAYBE THIS MEANS YOU HAVE SUCCESS, i hope so! what am i doing when i wake up? oH, gOODNESS, tHERE IS SO MUCH GOING ON, aND THERE IS A LOT OF TROUBLE THAT YOU ARE IN, oh no!!!!! bUT, wHAT IT COMES DOWN TO IS, iS THAT YOU DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME ANYWAY, tHIS IS YOUR LAST DAY, bEFORE YOU MAKE THE RIFT, aND THEN i CAN'T SEE WHAT HAPPENS AFTER THAT, aNYMORE, wHICH IS OK, wITH ME, bECAUSE, tO BE HONEST, sEEING YOUR WHOLE BIG CONFUSING FUTURE AND PAST IS, kIND OF OVERWHELMING, yes i know what you mean.... iTS SO COMPLICATED, aND, i DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT i SHOULD BE ACCOMPLISHING, i THINK, uSING THESE GADGETS AND THINGS, aND MY TIME LINE ADVANTAGES, tO PLAY PRANKS ON YOU, that sounds like it would be fun! but you guys never even played pranks on me, you were always just kinda mean D: sORRY, }:( i THINK, tHE IDIOTIC THING ABOUT TROLLIAN IS, iF YOU USE IT TO TROLL PEOPLE, i THINK YOU ARE JUST AS LIKELY TO GET TROLLED YOURSELF, mAYBE EVEN MORE BADLY, wHICH i THINK IS WHAT IS GOING ON HERE, jUST BETWEEN YOU AND ME, well i know i havent trolled you guys! or not yet......... heheheh nO, bUT YOU SORT OF ARE, mY FRIEND IS GOING CRAZY, hE WANTS TO TALK TO YOU, hE LEFT YOU A MESSAGE, a LONG TIME AGO ON YOUR TIME LINE, tO TALK TO HIM, wHEN YOUR ROBOT BLOWS UP, oh yeah! i totally forgot about that does it really blow up or was that another trick? uHHHH, i DON'T KNOW, i CAN'T SEE IT BLOW UP IN YOUR FUTURE, nOT ON SCREEN, i MEAN, tHERE ARE LOTS OF EXPLOSIONS, aLL THE TIME, aNYWAY, tOO MANY EXPLOSIONS, hmmmmm you could ask me in the future! oK, i WILL ASK, oK, yOU SAID, yES, iT DID BLOW UP, aND YOU TALKED TO HIM, aND, uHHH, tHEN YOU SAID HE WAS ACTUALLY A PRETTY NICE GUY, wHICH i THOUGHT WAS WEIRD, is he not a nice guy? nOT, rEALLY, hmmm.... well maybe hes just been through some tough times maybe we should give him the benefit of the doubt? uHHHH, for whatever its worth i think youre a pretty nice guy too! oKAY, tHANK YOU, also you seem to be the only one who ever thinks to talk to me while im asleep! why is that? oH, i GUESS, tHAT IT MAKES SENSE, bECAUSE YOU HAVE A ROBOT, tO LET YOU SAY THINGS THAT HAPPEN, oN PROSPIT, aND i'M CURIOUS, bECAUSE THE ONLY TIME i EVER HAD FUN PLAYING THIS GAME WAS WHEN i WAS ASLEEP, bUT NOW ALL OUR DREAM SELVES ARE DEAD, }:'( oh no!!! dream selves can die? yEAH, i never knew that or even thought about it.... i guess it makes sense though uHH, yEAH, sO ENJOY YOUR NAP, wHILE IT LASTS, bYE,
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