Dave: Get trolled by GC.
D4V3 WH4TS 1T SM3LL L1K3 what YOUR BLOOD fuck off D4V3 G1V3 1T 4 L1TTL3 T4ST3 FOR M3 T3LL M3 WH4T HUM4N BLOOD T4ST3S L1K3 1V3 B33N SO CUR1OUS >:] youre the annoying blind one arent you Y34H dave told me about you GOD TOO M4NY D4V3S 1TS L1K3 TH1S B1G 4SSHOL3 4ND COOL GUY P4RTY BUT SOM3ON3 FORGOT TO 1NV1T3 4LL TH3 COOL GUYS >;] man im telling you burns like that are unreal where do you even get a burn thats that sick I B3T YOU C4NT W41T TO B3 4 US3L3SS P13C3 OF SH1T 4LL D4Y 4ND F4LL DOWN 4LL TH3S3 BURNS no you messed that up D4V3 D4V3 1S TH1S YOU http://tinyurl.com/PUR3D4V3 uh PFF4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H H4H4H4H4H4H4H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3 did you try to draw shades on his face and miss whats even the point hes already wearing shades H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4 1TS SO P3RF3CT TH4T 1S SO YOU H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H this is moronic D4V3 T3LL M3 WH4T YOUR BLOOD SM3LLS L1K3 OR 1LL M4K3 4NOTH3R ON3 4ND 1 KNOW TH3S3 HURT YOUR F33L1NGS >:D i dont know what it smells like or tastes like but i sure as hell know what it looks like like a fuckin symphony on my retinas shit is beautiful like a little vermilion picnic on my hands every day i open my eyes i find poetry in even the simplest things just one of those little joys in life you take for granted you know this miraculous gift of vision D4V3 D4V3 CH3CK 1T OUT 1 F1GUR3D 1T OUT TH1S H4S GOT TO B3 YOU! http://tinyurl.com/TH1S1SSOOOOD4V3 444444444H4H4HH4H4H4H44H444H4HH4H4H4H4H4 H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H33H3H3H3H34H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4 i could give myself a hernia trying to be as big a douche as that guy i could try but it would wind up like a motorcycle stunt gone horribly wrong my broken body would flop and tumble around like a rag doll H4H4H4H4H4H4HH4H4H4H4H4H4H4H44H4H4H4H4H OH GOD 1 C4NT BR34TH3!!!! and yet as much as that guys the tooliest dude i could ever hope to meet he and i would still get along famously cause we can both see H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H333H3H3H3H3H H4H4H44H4H4H just him and me havin a see party like a couple of eagle eyed bros peepin shit up into the wee hours D4V3 C4N 1 COM3 TO YOUR S33 P4RTY? i guess but youll have to be careful not to stumble around bumping into all the gorgeous masterpieces hanging around everywhere god so beautiful to look at with my perfect eyesight C4N 1 L1CK TH3 P41NT1NGS? yeah thats fine
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