John: Get trolled by CG in sane and linear manner.
OK, I GOT BACK TO YOU. ARE YOU HAPPY. sure, i guess. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW IT YET. BUT YOU ARE ABOUT TO START PASSING OUT BUNNIES LIKE THEY'RE CHEAP CIGARS. IT'S GOING TO BE AN EMBARRASSING DISPLAY. what are you talking about? YEAH, EXACTLY, NUMSKULL. LET'S JUST HAVE OUR CHAT, THEN IT CAN NATURALLY OCCUR TO YOU TO BE AN IDIOT IN THE DUE COURSE OF TIME. ok... i was sort of mulling it over while looking at all these babies with guns and sitting on ponies and things... and how the reckoning takes them back. and how you said our reckoning starts sooner. YEAH. are you sure it has to start so soon? can't we delay it? HAHAHAHA. IT STARTS IN A FEW MINUTES STUPID. SEE THAT COUNTDOWN CLOCK OVER THERE? YOU AREN'T DELAYING ANYTHING. oh... dang! i guess i better get off this meteor then! WELL I MEAN IT DOESN'T HAPPEN ALL AT ONCE. FIRST SOME SMALLER METEORS GO. THEN BIGGER ONES. SPREAD OUT OVER LIKE 24 HOURS OR SO. IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE... GO TIME. WHEN IT STARTS. LIKE IT'S TIME TO HURRY UP AND STOP FUCKING AROUND AND KILL THE BOSS, GET IT? THE ROCK YOU'RE ON DOESN'T BLAST OFF RIGHT AWAY. TOO BAD, BECAUSE IT WOULD HAVE SPARED YOU FROM MAKING A FOOL OF YOURSELF IN A COUPLE MINUTES, AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, SPARED ME FROM HAVING TO WATCH. ok, well you keep saying how doomed we are and how all this bad stuff happens sooner, but you never say why! what happens in our game that's different from yours that makes things go so badly? JACK NOIR.
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