Dave: Pester.
whoa why are you burning your wizard fanfiction I'm not. This book contains a genetic code. oh ok then why are you burning that The gods from the Furthest Ring asked me to. is that some dumb wizard thing you just made up or something to do with tentacle monsters i cant keep track of what you like anymore How did you know I wrote a story about wizards, anyway? john told me he was all snoopin around your room while you were asleep and i was like no man dont so not cool then he was like haha dude check it out this book is full of wizard slash and i was like i dont even want to know this is such a crazy violation of privacy This story sounds suspicious. do you want me to chew him out about it i will because that was so outrageous i dont know where he got off being like that No, I don't actually mind. Too bad I missed him. i thought you hated wizards whats the deal with that I like wizards. What I don't like is my mother's obsession with feigning interest in them to antagonize me. oh man thats so messed up that you think that she probably digs wizards for real just like you and youre blowing shit out of proportion like pretty much always you and she could probably have been chatting up how awesome wizards were this whole time but no youre probably burning your nutjob meow book to spite her too arent you No, I told you. It's one of the gene sequences locked in my subconcious. The gods say it's critical to destroy it. oh yeah i thought that was a joke when did they say that When I was asleep. you mean when we were dancing and stuff in our dreams Yes. When I flew to your tower, I heard them. They're far above, in the dark sky. ive never seen or heard these things in my dreams Aren't you often distracted? By music and puppets? uh yeah Have you ever looked into the sky without your shades? no what a ridiculous question Maybe you should try it some time. .... You're the prince of the moon. ........ I'm sure they've been meaning to seek a royal audience. .......................... What do all these dots mean......... dunno anyway yeah i guess ill do that get some sky monsters to boss me around sounds cool
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