John: Answer troll.
Im Supposed To Antagonize A Few Members Of Your Trivial Species I Have To Start Somewhere And Somewhen So I Am Starting With You And Now Its Going To Be Pointless And Unpleasant Mostly For Me Actually You Know What Im Not Really Feeling This At All Goodbye she's not here right now, she's asleep! but ok, see you. Is This Your Human Sarcasm That Ive Heard About That You Always Use And That Is Basically A Terrible Way To Communicate umm... no? I Thought That Was The Thing You Did The Rose Human Specifically oh, yeah. that's me! i am the rose human. look at me, i am so smart with all these snooty words and complicated things to say. i am the queen of books. Okay These Are Definitely Insincere Statements Why Do You Work So Hard At Being So Awful fffuuhhhhhhhh i'm so burned, these burns are crazy. can we just cut to the chase and be friends already?? these cat and mouse games are so dumb, you know we're just going to all be friends at some point anyway. Have We Spoken Before i don't know, uh, maybe??? it's hard to keep track with all your time nonsense. Now That I Think About It It Is Pretty Conceivable That I Will Talk To You Again In The Past After This Conversation that's because you guys always do things the hard way. and the dumb way. I Should Figure Out How The Viewport Feature Of This Application Works So I Can See What Such A Primitive Creature Looks Like haha, well i know what you guys look like. you look kind of like... howie mandel from little monsters. even though, to be perfectly frank, he was kind of a big monster. because he was a big goofy adult. and fred savage was like his child prankster sidekick. Is This An Adversary You Have Encountered On Your Quest no, it's a movie. you should ask john about it, because he thinks it's awesome, which it is. It Seems You Put Stock In Johns Assessment Of Things Even Really Uninteresting Things That Are Pretty Terrible To Listen To He Is Either The Leader Of Your Party Or You Hold Whatever The Human Equivalent Of Mating Fondness For Him Is yeah, i got him this really cool bunny for his birthday, and it's really nicely knitted and everything. because i am basically in love with him, you are right. Uh Okay heh, just kidding. i'm sure john knows it's cause i am really thoughtful and i bet he really appreciates the present, and would say thank you if he were here! Okay Human Courtship Is Definitely A Strange Thing And Its Sort Of Blowing My Mind Listening To This I Think Ill Talk To Someone Else Now why don't you talk to john? Maybe When Along His Timeline Would You Recommend Communicating With Him oh man, i don't know. why don't you pick the time that will make the most complicated mess out of everything imaginable? you know that's what you're gonna do anyway. Considering That Youre Obviously Not That Smart And Basically Understand Whipping Bugwinged Fuckall About Even The Most Elementary Temporal Mechanics I Am A Bit Perplexed As To Why I Find Myself So Vehemently Fondling The Short End Of The Antagonism Stick Here Kind Of Irritating Im Going To Talk To Your Comrades This John Human And Figure Out Whats Going On ok. if you talk to him in the past... he'll understand even less buggywhipped fuckall about time, and he'll be confused. so maybe paste something from this conversation to him? i don't know. and if you talk to him in the future... he'll probably know all this stuff, like things you've said to him but haven't said yet! and then you'll be confused. sorry, that's just how this works. don't say i didn't warn you! Consider Me Fully Briefed On The Matter. Until Next Time Rose Next Time In The Past yeah, bye! (heheheheheheh)
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