John: Answer Dave.
wow ok youre a little early but thats fine i guess also you suck at rockets ARGH! what she tricked me again. who GC. she told me how to get to the 2nd gate. so i went through, but it took me to rose's house instead. another prank! dude you did go through the second gate i mean i dont know why you would listen to her again kind of moronic but thats a whole other issue she didnt trick you this time oh... then, i don't really get this. what were you expecting this is how it works the progression of gates is like this whole round robin thing cycling through each planet gate 2 on your planet leads to gate 2 on roses then you build up to gate 3 above her house which leads somewhere else on her planet you look for gate 4 somewhere there which leads to gate 4 above my house and so on wow, ok. ordinarily rose would have already gone through her gate 1 but shes sleeping pretty hard obviously and ordinarily you wouldnt have gone through gate 2 until her house was built up so you wouldnt fall to your death but you got your cheat rocket so thats fine see we all got to coordinate on this thing ok... how do you know all this? fuck come on dude oh yeah... you're the orange dave. hey no offense, but do you think i could talk to the real dave for a second? god dammit i am the real dave you know the one who saved your life im more real actually cause ive been through some heavy shit already hopping around on red hot gears and i-beams for like a year and grinding shit out for your ungrateful ass here look check out this code from the future not that you deserve it WIin189Q youre fucking welcome wow, calm down! i'm sorry, that's not really what i meant... i mean, of course you're a real dave, but what i mean is... the dave from my time is also my friend, and i guess he's in the same boat i'm in, not knowing stuff and all. and i'd feel bad keeping him out of the loop! turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering ectoBiologist [EB] yo oh, hey. i think i pissed off your future self. what did you do i said he wasn't the real dave. ahahahahaha i think i might have really hurt his feelings though! pff dont worry about it why not? cause i wouldnt give a shit and hes me ok. i'm in rose's room by the way. what really yeah, but she's asleep! ok dont go anywhere im coming down to the computer ok. dave is here he wants to use the computer probably to help you scope out roses room and snoop and stuff i mean thats what i would have done if you were alive so im gonna go use these flappy ghost wings and tear shit up in space or something sure! hey dave... what in case i forgot to say so before... thanks for saving my life! yeah
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