John: Get pestered by Dave.
did you blast off like a spazzy douche yet or what yeah, of course! there was no way i wasn't trying out this sweet ride. god dammit what do i have to do to make you believe me fist bump my future self til i got bloody knuckles and write you an even sappier bday note in my own blood on a back to the future poster relax, i'm not going through the gate! i am just flying around, and having a good time in the sky. oh ok so you believe me then about future me and like him turning into a floating sword bird um... ok, i don't know anything about that... but it doesn't matter! you're my best bro, and if you say not to go then i won't go. hey, can you hold on? i'm getting trolled again. oh man and if weve just concluded anything its that talking to those dbags should be priority number one so yeah go right ahead ok, brb.
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