Davesprite: Troll GC.
dont talk to john anymore hes an impressionable doofus your plan didnt work i mean it did but then suddenly it didnt so you might as well quit trying YOU SM3LL L1K3 OR4NG3 CR34MS1CL3S what youre aliens do you even have orange creamsicles OF COURS3 WH4T K1ND OF 4WFUL C1V1L1Z4T1ON WOULDNT 1NV3NT OR4NG3 CR34MS1CL3S NOT ON3 1D W4NT 4NYTH1NG TO DO W1TH ok pretty far fetched but whatever no more hijinks from you cause ill make sure they wont work W3LL OBV1OUSLY 1 KN3W 1T W4SNT GO1NG TO WORK MY FR13NDS H4V3 B33N T4LK1NG TO JOHN FROM TH3 FUTUR3 YOUR FUTUR3 WH3R3 H3S NOT D34D SO TH3R3 W4S NO W4Y WH4T 1 D1D W4S GO1NG TO K1LL H1M 1 JUST W4NT3D TO M3SS W1TH H1M 4ND STUFF i dont think youre following you DID kill him sort of then i went back in time to stop him Y34H 1 G3USS3D TH3R3 W4S 4 CH4NC3 SOM3TH1NG L1K3 TH4T M1GHT H4PP3N alright but did you guess that by trolling john to his grave and making me splinter us off into an alt timeline that you were basically complicit in making our timeline go the way it was supposed to go all along where future me is now helping dave and we just keep playing and our actions ultimately lead to the trouble youre all in now thus leading you all to troll us incompetently OH NO >:[ 1 D1DNT TH1NK OF TH4T yeah see none of you ever thinks anything through whos in charge of timeline management there i gotta give him the business SH3 DO3SNT W4NT TO T4LK TO 4NY OF YOU 4ND H4S M1SG1V1NGS 4BOUT TH1S WHOL3 TH1NG NOT 4LL OF US 4R3 TH4T 3NTHUS1AST1C 4BOUT TROLL1NG YOU GUYS 4ND TH3 ON3S WHO 4R3 SORT OF SUCK 4T 1T >:| well at least you got john to off himself so i guess youre not totally incompetent like the others like that awful rapper SO JOHN 4CTU4LLY D1D WH4T 1 S41D? yeah im telling you huge pushover he will do what you say unless it happens to be for his own good then all a sudden hes a tough nut to crack go figure NOW 1 F33L K1ND4 B4D 4R3 YOU SUR3 1 C4NT T4LK TO H1M 3V3N 1F 1TS JUST TO 4POLOG1Z3 WOULD TH4T B3 OK W1TH YOU S1R BR4V3 KN1GHT >:? yeah thats fine i guess no more coy bullshit antics though not even like an idiotic angry winking emote OR WH4T YOUR3 GO1NG TO HUNT M3 DOWN THROUGH T1M3 OOOOOH OH NO >;] yeah YOU DO R34L1Z3 1M W4Y H1GH3R ON MY 3CH3L4DD3R TH4N YOU 3V3N 1F YOU 4R3 FROM TH3 FUTUR3 4R3 YOU SUR3 YOU W4NT TO G3T YOUR CLOCK3D CL34N3D BY 4 BL1ND CH1CK ok even if thats true i just merged with an impaled orange goddamn bird and now i got all these crazy powers UGH S3LF PROTOTYP1NG SO DUMB TH1S 1S WHY YOU 4LL SCR3W UP SO B4D 4LW4YS B3ND1NG TH3 RUL3S L1K3 TH4T OH W3LL C4NT STOP YOU NOW SO M1GHT 4S W3LL DROP 1T H3Y D4V3 what 1V3 B33N R3S34RCH1NG SOM3 OF YOUR 34RTH SO4P OP3R4S 1S TH1S YOU oh jegus fuck no why would that breathtaking douche remind you of me at all BUT H3 H4S 4 F13RY P3RSON4LITY SORT OF BR4SH 4ND 1MP3TUOUS 4ND 1N YOUR F4C3 L1K3 F1R3 1TS3LF >:D now i know youre bullshitting me do i seem like the kind of guy whod accept a magic ring from whoopi goldberg to awaken some egregious homofantasy for a ripped blue dudes mammoth eco friendly bulge that guys an asshole and needs to be sealed in a dufflebag and whipped something ungodly with a bamboo chute WHOS WHOOP1 GOLDB3RG who cares OK 1 M4D3 SOM3 MOD1F1C4T1ONS TH1S 1S SO YOU D4V3 COM3 ON 4DM1T 1T ahahahahaha ok yeah that is pretty much fucking spot on youre actually a pretty good troll as long as you dont bug john i guess thats all there is to say on the matter TH4NKS D4V3 TO B3 F41R 1M SUR3 3V3RY ON3 OF US W1SH3S W3 THOUGHT OF FUTUR3 S3LF PROTOTYP1NG F1RST SO YOUR3 NOT R34LLY 4LL TH4T T3RR1BL3 >;]
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