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he says i dunno gullible enough to trust a leetspeaking troll who wants you dead and strap on a rocket pack cause she said to this is like some terrible april fools prank. but 13 days too late. remember, you are talking to the pranking MASTER. ok that was probably the dumbest thing you ever said just now if future you is real, then why don't you let me talk to him. do you hear what youre saying oh my god this guy is me if i get him to talk to you youre just talking to me again jesus it proves nothing hold on, someone else is bugging me. turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering ectoBiologist [EB] john stop being a tool and unbuckle yourself from that piece of shit if our friendship means anything youll listen to me and past dave this is future dave by the way hahaha! wow, you're really pulling out all the stops for this stunt! using your phone and computer at the same time to message me. you're kind of going through a lot of trouble actually, i don't know why you're bothering with this. yeah exactly why would i bother this sort of cornball horseshit is your cup of tea not mine dont make me track you down through time and stop you in person you can't track down through time WHAT YOU CAN'T CATCH! pchoooooo! oh god did you just blast off no... but that would have been sweet if i did just then. ok well just dont ok im turning this timeline over to past dave and helping you all stay alive and do this thing the right way this time just stay on the goddamn ground for fucks sake ok, i guess...
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