John: Answer Dave.
ok im in in where? the medium oh, already? what do you mean already shit took 4 goddamn hours huh, i guess time flew by while i was doing other stuff. how did it go? with you and jade i guess? i dont want to talk about it imagine the worst day of my life just stood up and clinked a glass like it was about to give a speech then took a shit in my dinner and passed out with its pants down ew dog! ewwww! yeah so nasty! gross dude!!! stfu what are you doing i'm in a rocket pack and i am about to blast off into space. ok it should be sweet. i need some advice my kernelsprite which was this brainless feathery asshole with a sword in it turned into this bigger like ghostly feathery asshole with a sword in it it seems to want me to prototype it again not sure what to do hmm... have you asked rose? shes asleep for some reason wow, really? yeah i saw her there all tuckered out like she got smacked in the face with a pillow case full of the snooze wizards beard dander cause obviously its fuckin prime time for swiping some shuteye about now like a few hours into her magic stupid quest anyway what do you think i don't really know, i mean... it's supposed to be like your ghostly spirit guide or something. unless you have the remains of a wise old dead grandparent lying around, i'm not sure what to tell you! ok fine but it seems to be suggesting something here and i guess im kinda weirded out by its suggestion i don't know, just do what it says! it knows stuff about the game, so it probably knows better than i do... i gotta go! gonna blast off to the seventh gate. and, uh, win this game i guess. ok well it definitely sounds like youre fucking something up over there but alright later later.
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