John: Turn around.
oh, wow. what's that? 1TS YOUR D3N1Z3NS P4L4C3 my denizen? 3V3RY PL4N3T H4S 4 D3N1Z3N TH4T L1V3S D33P UND3RGROUND SL33P1NG 4ND GU4RD1NG 4 HUG3 GR1ST HO4RD ok... TH3 W4Y DOWN TO 1TS L41R 1S THROUGH TH3 P4L4C3 so you want me to go down there and kill him? won't that be, uh, kinda hard? H4H4H4H4H4H4 ORD1N4R1LY YOUD H4V3 4BSOLUT3LY NO CH4NC3 4T YOUR M34G3R L3V3L BUT YOU H4V3 4N 4DV4NT4G3 oh? USU4LLY HOW 1TS SUPPOS3D TO GO 1S OV3R TH3 COURS3 OF YOUR QU3ST YOU W1LL W4K3 TH3 D3N1Z3N 4ND TH3N F1N4LLY YOU GO THROUGH TH3 S3V3NTH G4T3 WH1CH 1S TH3 ONLY W4Y 1NTO TH3 P4L4C3 TH3N YOU GO DOWN 4ND F1GHT TH3 D3N1Z3N 4ND K1LL 1T R3L3AS1NG TH3 HO4RD so what's my advantage? YOU WONT BOTH3R W4K1NG 1T W3 W1LL SK1P R1GHT TO TH3 S3V3NTH G4T3 F1ND 1TS L41R 4ND K1LL 1T 1N 1TS SL33P um, ok. what's the point of releasing the grist hoard? is it just so i can make tons more sweet loot? H3H3 NO W4Y TH3 HO4RD CONT41NS SO MUCH MOR3 GR1ST TH4N YOU COULD 3V3R US3 1N 4N 4LCH3M1T3R 1 M34N YOU COULD 1 GU3SS BUT TH4TS NOT TH3 PO1NT 1TS FOR TH3 ULT1M4T3 4LCH3MY what's the ultimate alchemy? 1TS NOTH1NG FOR YOU TO WORRY 4BOUT NOW S33 TH4T G4T3 OV3R BY TH3 BROK3N BR1DG3 GO CH3CK 1T OUT alright.
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