Dave: Answer troll.
oKAYYYY, mY BROMO SAPIEN, r U READY, tO GET STRAIGHT IN, FLAT DOWN, BROAD SIDE, SCHOOL FED UP THE BONE BULGE, bY A DOPE SMACKED, TRINKED OUT, SMOTHER FUDGING, tROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, dont care oK, lET ME, oRGANIZE MY NOTES HERE, oKAYYY, (tURN ON SOME STRICT BEATS MAYBE, iT WILL HELP TO LISTEN TO THEM WHILE i DESTROY YOU,) wHEN THE POLICE MAN BUSTS ME, aND POPS THE TRUNK, hE'S ALL SUPRISED TO FIND I'M TOTING SICK BILLY, wHOSE, gOAT IS THAT, hE ASKS, wHILE HE STOPS TO THUNK aBOUT IT, aND i'S JUST SAY IT'S DAVE'S, yOU SILLY gOOSE, bUT THE MAN SAYS, gOOSE! wHERE, lET ME SEE YOUR HANDS, aND i SAY SHIT SORRY, i DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS HONKTRABAND, wOW, oK, i AM GETTING OFF THE POINT, wHICH WAS, aBOUT THIS HOT MESS DAVE, tHAT YOU GOT LANDED IN, lIKE THE COP i MENTIONED, bUT INSTEAD OF YOUR BADGE, aND YOUR GUN, IT'S YOUR ASS THAT YOU HANDED IN, (aND THEN GOT HANDED BACK TO YOU,) cAUSE THAT'S HOW HUMANS GET SERVED, aND GUYS LIKE YOU DESERVE TO UNDERSTAND THAT iT'S, a CIRCLE AND HORNS IN YOUR BUTT THAT GOT BRANDED IN, (uMM, bEFORE i GAVE YOUR ASS BACK TO YOU, i DID THAT, iS WHAT i MEAN,) bUT i MEAN, gETTING BACK TO THE POINT, oR MAYBE TWO ACTUALLY, tHE FIRST IS YOU SUCK, aND THE SECOND IS HOW i SMACKEDYOUFULLY, (oH YEAH, tHAT RHYME WAS SO ILLLLLLLLL,) bUT NO, jUST JOKING, lET'S SEE, hOW CAN i PUT THIS TACTFULLULLY, i MEAN THE POINTS ON THE HORNS ON MY HEAD, cOMING AT YOU THROUGH TRAFFIC, aIMED AT THE TARGET ON YOUR SHIRT THAT IS RED , wE'RE ABOUT TO GET MAD HORNOGRAPHIC, (i MEAN SORT OF LIKE A GRAPHIC CRIME SCENE, nOT LIKE,) (aNYTHING SEXUAL,) (eRR, wHOAAAAA,) (nEVERMIND,) oK, gETTING BACK TO THE ACTUAL, tACTICAL, vERNACULAR SMACKCICLE, i'M FORCING YOU TO BE LICKING, (aND lIKING,) gRAB MY HORNS AND START KICKING, lIKE YOU'RE RIDING A VIKING, cAUSE i'M YOUR BULLY, aND YOU'RE NOT IN CHARGE, yOU THINK YOU'RE IN CHARGE BUT YOU'RE NOT IN CHARGE, i'M IN CHARGE, cAUSE i'M CHARGING IN, yOUR CHINASHOP, bREAKING, uH, yOUR PLATES AND STUFF, WHICH i DON'T REALLY KNOW, wHAT THE PLATES ARE SUPPOSED TO REPRESENT, bUT, (fUCK,) iT'S JUST THAT YOU THINK YOU ARE THE COCK OF THE WALK'S HOT SHIT bUT WHEN IN FACT YOU ARE NOT, mORE LIKE YOU ARE, sOMETHING THAT RHYMES WITH THE COCK OF THE WALK'S HOT SHIT, bUT IS SO MUCH WORSE THAN THE COCK'S SHIT, sO, gIVEN THAT, lET ME BE THE FIRST, tO SAY YOU ACT LIKE YOU'RE GOLD FROM PROSPIT, wHEN YOU'RE REALLY COLD SHIT FLUSHED FROM DERSE,
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