Dave: Answer troll.
You Command The Seer So You May Have Some Insight Into Her Disposition who The One Who Is A Little Snooty oh yeah sure i command her alright i am like the pimpmaster hustledaddy of all snippy bookshrews Thats An Exotic Title I Thought You Were The Knight wrong what do you want Have You Found Her Demeanor To Be Chilly On A Basis Of Personal Interaction That Hypothetically Extends Beyond The Context Of A Short Lived And Lackluster Trolling Effort what the hell I Thought Your Familiarity With Her May Allow You To Furnish Me Insight She And You Are Familiar Isnt That Right She Perhaps Even Regards You With Uh Endearment you have no idea dude she is so in my grill like a stray hotdog that rolled down there and now its too much trouble to fish out with the tongs so you just watch it like crack and turn black Um Is This A Common Sort Of Practice In Human Courtship Watching Oblong Meat Products Tumble Into Places They Dont Belong man wait whats this about you have a thing for her dont you dont deny it bro its obvious Am I Being Accused Of Falling Prey To The Human Dysfunction Of Amorous Inclination hahahaha so terrible what a transparent dodge all hiding behind your alien shit just admit it you want me to help you win her over I Just Would Like To Gather Some Means Of Gauging Her Sincerity ok well its easy for everything she says take her to mean just the opposite see not everybody always means literally what they say the way john and jade always do Maddening How Do Humans Forge Meaningful Relationships Using Such Communication Patterns Perhaps It Is The Human Riddle That Is Truly The Ultimate Riddle oh my flipping christ ok if you want rose to dig you you got to leave that crap in the shitty scifi novels where it belongs It Was Not A Sincere Remark I Have Been Practicing Your Human Sarcasm oh ok that was pretty good maybe even too deadpan but its a start keep at it Very Well I Am Beginning To Feel As Though I Am The Only One Working On Our Friendship hahaha yes youre on a roll That Was Sincerity oh alright look if you want to keep her attention you got to pull out all the stops reverse psychology mind games all sorts of machiavellian bullshit i mean unless youre really smooth and inherently likeable like me which youre not Then Keep Saying The Opposite Things thats kind of the obtuse alien way of getting it but yeah be like an antagonism ninja like her i dont know you sort of remind me of her anyway so maybe thats a good thing it could be a horrible thing though It Sounds Like You Are Advising Me To Troll Her Again Which I Have Tried It Proved To Be A Fruitless Endeavor yeah i guess i am i guess im saying be a less shitty troll Okay I Believe I Understand How To Proceed good luck bro
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