Rose: Answer Dave.
im building up your house by the way why do you live in this weird compound do you host east european industrial raves nevermind the point is im out of grist so if youre done whipping that ogre like a rented mule maybe you could convert it into a grist windfall Right now? The spoils would sink. i dont know beach the thing first i guess unless you were planning on sailing that ogre down the mississippi with a runaway slave And then what? what do you mean you kill it release a shitload of grist maybe take one of your needles and puncture the base of its skull does it even have a skull or a brain stem can you find out That sounds malicious. what but you just rigged the thing with an oedipal harness and rode its torso like a log flume ride down a magical rainbow That was self defense. Murdering a wounded behemoth in its sleep strikes me as unseemly. this is bullshit its an unfeeling monster who gives a fuck Maybe you could replicate a pillow I could use to smother it. Make it a clean hit. I would use one of mine but they've all mysteriously gone missing. wow fuck ok you can either kill it for the loot or wait a couple hours for gristtorrent to steal more of johns but then again ill be pretty busy in a couple hours so make up your mind Does John know we've been sapping his grist yet? no but hes still got a ton so screw him Hold on, someone's messaging me. yeah me too
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