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JOHN 1TS M3 4G41N who? oh, that's right... the leetspeaking blind one. go away! JOHN DONT M4K3 FUN OF MY H4ND1C4P which one, the blindness or the leetspeak. 1 4M S3NS1T1VE 4BOUT BOTH sorry. YOU C4N M4K3 1T UP TO M3 BY L3TT1NG M3 H3LP YOU wow, you drive a hard bargain! but nooooooooooooo. B3FOR3 YOU K33P TYP1NG MOR3 STUP1D O'S 1N TH4T WORD JUST L1ST3N 4ND DO WH4T 1 S4Y YOU KNOW YOUR3 GO1NG TO 3V3NTU4LLY 4NYW4Y B3C4US3 YOUR3 4 N1C3 GUY 4ND K1ND OF 4 TOT4L W33N13 PUSHOV3R yeah, well you're a huge... oh man, whatever, what do you even want. 1M MOT1V4T3D BY S3LF 1NT3R3ST TO H3LP YOU 4DV4NC3 MOR3 QU1CKLY B3C4US3 1V3 GOT YOUR WHOL3 ADV3NTUR3 R1GHT H3R3 1N FRONT OF M3 do you have a braille screen or something? SHHHHHHHH! 4NYW4Y TH3 PO1NT 1S 1TS LONG AND BOR1NG 4ND YOU COULD ST4ND TO SK1P SOM3 ST3PS i don't really understand. so you can "see" my whole future there, right? by just like, scrolling around on some computer thing that lets you pick what time to talk to me? how can you be bored by my long boring future, why don't you just scroll around to wherever you want like the other weirdos are doing? OK 1 C4N DO TH4T 4ND 1 4M 1 GU3SS WH4T 1 R34LLY M34N 1S 1 JUST W4NT TO M3SS W1TH YOU oh ok, that sounds really great and helpful! 1 M34N M3SS W1TH TH3 T1M3L1N3 MY FR13NDS 4LL TH1NK TH4T YOU C4NT R34LLY CH4NG3 4NYTH1NG TH4T YOUR T1M3L1NE W3'R3 CH4T-HOPP1NG 4ROUND 1S S3T 1N STON3 NO M4TT3R WH4T W3 S4Y OR WH3N W3 S4Y 1T 4ND TH3YR3 PROB4BLY R1GHT BUT 1 DONT C4R3 1 W4NT TO M3SS W1TH 1T 4ND T4ST3 WH4T H4PPENS >:D sounds dumb. but if it means you're going to help me, then go ahead and help me i guess. L3TS G3T YOU TO TH3 G4T3 F1RST 1TS NOT F4R 1 SN1FF3D OUT 4 M4P OF YOUR PL4N3T whoa, you've got a map? where'd you get it? JOHN W3 AR3 SO MUCH B3TT3R TH4N YOU IN 3V3RY R3SP3CT 1TS R1D1CULOUS can i have it? 1TS HUG3 4ND MOSTLY 1RR3L3V4NT H3R3 L3T M3 DR4W YOU 4 SM4LL S3CT1ON OF 1T SHOW1NG YOU WH3R3 TO GO ok. gallowsCalibrator [GC] sent ectoBiologist [EB] the file "GOH3R3JOHN.G1F"
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