Meanwhile, the past pulls a mean double reacharound...
hey, happy birthday jade! yay thank you john!!!!! :D whew ok, i got your present in the mail JUST on time. plus i sent rose's and dave's too. why do your guys'es birthdays got to be all bunched together like that??? you are running me ragged! heheh i know but it is nice of you to think of us all like that! i can't wait for you to see what i got you. i don't want to spoil it or anything but hopefully it will help you solve those problems you've been having lately. MYSTERIOUS WINK ;) im sure it is great, i cant wait either!!!!! it might take a while to get here from there but it will be worth the wait! oh man. i am such an idiot, i forgot about how long it takes you to get stuff. ARGH. john thats ok really! im sure will get to me exactly when it needs to and it will be a nice surprise when it does! ok well i hope so. <3...... uhhhh hold on carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling gardenGnostic [GG] WAIT GOD DAMMIT DON'T BLOCK ME. I MEAN NOT THAT BLOCKING ME WOULD DO ANYTHING. BUT JUST LISTEN. what do you want????? I JUST HAVE TO DELIVER A MESSAGE AND THEN I'LL GO. IT IS A MESSAGE FROM YOU, SO YOU PROBABLY OUGHT TO LISTEN. this is nonsense every time i believe something you say you laugh at me and call me a gullible human!!!! its so childish OK FINE I ADMIT IT, I COMPLETELY SHIT THE BED HERE. I GET THAT. AND I CAN'T PROMISE I WON'T KEEP TROLLING YOU. CAUSE I WILL, IN WEEKS OR MONTHS OR WHATEVER. I'LL KEEP GIVING YOU A HARD TIME, BUT SEE THAT WON'T BE PRESENT ME. THAT'S PAST ME. FROM LIKE A HALF HOUR AGO OR SO, WHEN I WAS MORE HOT AND BOTHERED ABOUT ALL THIS, OK? D: i dont know what youre talking about at all..... its another prank WHATEVER, FINE, THINK IT'S A PRANK. AS LONG AS YOU REMEMBER THIS CONVERSATION. SEE WE'RE TRYING TO TALK TO YOU IN THE FUTURE, AND IT'S IMPORTANT, BUT YOU WON'T ANSWER US. SO WE TALKED TO YOU WAAAY IN THE FUTURE TO ASK HOW TO GET IN TOUCH WITH NOT-SO-FUTURE YOU. ARE YOU FOLLOWING? no SHE SAID TO TALK TO YOU NOW AND TELL YOU THIS. YOU KNOW YOUR ROBOT? you mean the robot you think is stupid? the one youve mocked me for having on a number of occasions??? YEAH, WELL I STILL DO THINK YOUR ROBOT IS STUPID. BUT THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT. LATER ON IT WILL BLOW UP FOR SOME REASON. IT DOESN'T MATTER WHY. this is the worst prank youve ever pulled!!!!!! QUIET. ANYWAY, WHEN IT HAPPENS YOU WON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. THE THING TO DO IS TO CONTACT US. AND WE'LL TELL YOU WHAT TO DO. why should i do that? BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU TOLD US TO TELL YOU. WHATEVER, BELIEVE ME, DON'T BELIEVE ME, I DID MY JOB. I'M OUT OF HERE. carcinoGeneticist [CG] ceased trolling gardenGnostic [GG] ok im back sorry i had to tell someone to go away! oh god. the trolls again? yup :o they have been such a pain in the ass lately. it seems like there are so many. there are either like fifty of these retards or it's one guy with a lot of alt accounts. ive never had any sort of feeling about them or what they want which is kind of weird!!! but it seems to me like they are probably all different people and not one guy i have counted twelve what do they want with us!!! some people just like to needle others for some reason john it is like a game i guess. they are like pranksters!! oh hell no, shittiest pranksters ever. but i think they are mostly harmless every so often they manage to get through my block filter and hassle me. its been going on for years! actually some of them are kind of funny i think hehe oh wow, what? years?? ok, well i am sick of them. i've been thinking of changing my pesterchum handle to throw them off. so... i guess i'm gonna do that.
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