Who is this bothering you?
H3Y L4LOND3 STOP CRY1NG 1N YOUR MOMS B3V3R4G3 SH3 H4T3S YOU 4ND H4S L3FT YOU FOR3V3R H3H3H3H >8D Now I'm confused. On the surface, this appears to be another contrivance from a troll desperate to offend. But John said you wanted to be friends. And if you knew me, I suppose your remark could be construed as a ploy to elicit agreement. And soon, rapport. Not that it would actually work. GOD YOU R34LLY DO T4LK TOO MUCH So which is it? OOOOOOOOOH YOUR T3XT SM3LLS GOOD 1S TH4T L4V3ND3R You smell words? YOU DONT??? Right. Aliens, I forgot. Y3S 1TS 34SY TO FORG3T G1V3N OUR "R4PPORT" 4ND HOW MUCH W3 R34LLY H4V3 1N COMMON 1 FORG3T TH4T YOU HUM4NS 4CTU4LLY COMMUN1C4T3 W1TH SP33CH 1NST34D OF R3L34SING CLOUDS OF FR4GR4NT G4S3S 4ND SM3LL1NG 3ACH OTH3RS S3NT3NC3S Gross. 4H4H4H4 SO GULL1BL3 YOULL B3L13V3 4NYTH1NG 1 T3LL YOU OF COURS3 W3 T4LK DUMMY >8] Still not sure if I'm being courted or trolled here. 1M GO1NG TO GO W1TH TH3 LATT3R 1 H4T3 YOU 4LL QU1T3 4 LOT BUT 1 TH1NK TH3 OTH3RS W1LL 3V3NTU4LLY R34L1Z3 TH4T 1TLL B3 MUTU4LLY B3N3F1C14L FOR US 4LL TO WORK TOG3TH3R 4ND SO TH3YLL PROB4BLY B3 4LL FR13NDLY L1KE L4T3R ON By later on, you mean now? Y34H TH4TS PROB4BLY WH4T JOHN W4S H34RING 4ND M4YBE TH3YLL 3V3N M34N 1T 4ND W4NT TO B3 FR13NDLY BUT 1 1NT3ND TO ST4Y P1SS3D 4T YOU FOR3V3R 3V3N 1F 1 S33M H3LPFUL Then you're in luck. Because you don't. H3H3 NO BUT 1 W1LL BE TH3 F4CT TH4T 1 W1LL B3 H3LPFUL 1S 4N 1MMUT4BL3 F4CT 1 4M ST4T1NG FOR TH3 R3CORD 1T DO3S NOT M34N FR13NDSH1P 1S WH4T 1S T4K1NG PL4C3 H3R3 John was told you were moving backwards through time. Was he gullible to believe this? Or is the fact that I'm asking just further indication of my own gullibility? Feel free to continue shifting the definition of the word to suit your convenience. W3 H4V3NT 3V3N B33N T4LK1NG TO YOU FOR LONG L1K3 4 F3W M1NUT3S FROM MY P3RSP3CT1V3 1F TH3R3 4R3 SOM3 OF US WHO D3C1D3D TO ST4RT T4LK1NG TO YOU 4T TH3 3ND OF YOUR 4DV3NTUR3 R1GHT OFF TH3 B4T 1NST34D OF 4T THE B3G1NN1NG L1K3 WH4TS LOG1C4L TH3N TH4TS TH31R STUP1D BUS1NESS 1M ST4Y1NG L1N34R C4US3 W31RD T1M3 STUFF G1V3S ME A H34D4CHE OH 4LSO 1TS PO1NTL3SS Alright, let's continue milking my human gullibility and say I believe you. You're the sensible one who's decided to communicate with us in linear lockstep with our timeline in order to help us out. How can you help me? YOU JUST 3NT3R3D YOUR M3D1UM R1GHT Yes. OK DO3S 1T S33M L1K3 TH3R3 1S A SUBTL3 VO1C3 1N YOUR H34D URG1NG YOU TO DO TH1NGS Yes. It's not so subtle, actually. Y3S!!!!!!! >8O FOR M3 TOO 1T W4S MOR3 LOUD 4ND CL34R TH4N FOR TH3 OTH3RS YOU S33 W3 4R3 M34NT TO B3 B3ST H4T3FR13NDS FOR3V3R A beautiful soulgrudge this cosmic was surely authored by the constellations. TH3Y 4LL THOUGHT 1 W4S CR4ZY BUT H4H4H4 1T TURN3D OUT W3 4LL W3R3 1N OUR OWN W4YS TH4T H3LP3D US R34LIZ3 TH3 P4RTICUL4R D3ST1N13S THE G4M3 PUT TOG3TH3R FOR US 1N TH3 VOC4BUL4RY OF L1K3 TH3 HYP3R FL3XIBL3 MYTHOLOGY 1T T41LORS TO 34CH PL4Y3R GROUP You mean, for instance... If a player were to learn she was a "Seer"? Y34H 3X4CTLY! S33R OF M1ND P4G3 OF BR34TH KN1GHT OF BLOOD M41D OF T1M3 3TC 3TC 3TC 12 FOR US BUT OBV1OUSLY 4 FOR YOU 3V3RY S3SS1ON 1S D1FF3R3NT And this voice? OH Y34H 1TS 4N 3X1L3 Exiled from what? 1T TOOK US FOR3V3R TO F1GUR3 TH1S OUT B3C4US3 TH3Y 4R3NT M34NT TO B3 4N OBV1OUS 4SP3CT OF TH3 G4M3 TH3YR3 ON YOUR D34D PLAN3T JUST L1K3 TH3YR3 ON OURS Y34RS 4FT3R 1TS R3CKON1NG TH31R ROL3 1S TO H3LP YOU ON YOUR QU3ST 1N SOM3 W4YS TH3 OBV1OUS W4Y 1S BY D1R3CTLY GU1DING YOUR 4CT1ONS BUT M4YB3 TH3 MOR3 1MPORT4NT W4YS 4R3 TH3S3 L1TTL3 TH1NGS TH3Y DO PROB4BLY W1THOUT 3V3N R34L1Z1NG 1T 4CT1ONS TH4T COMPL3T3 LOOPS 1N TH3 T1M3L1NE COGS 1N P4R4DOX SP4C3 Paradox space? OH H3LL L1ST3N TH3 UN1V3RS3 W1LL 34T P4R4DOX3S FOR BR34KF4ST 4ND SO W1LL TH1S G4M3 G3T US3D TO 1T BY NOW YOU SHOULD R34L1Z3 TH1S WHOL3 M3SS W4S 4 B1G S3LF FULLF1LL1NG CLUST3RFUCK A HUG3 ORG14ST1C MOB1US DOUBL3 R34CH4ROUND I'm starting to see that. So the exiles are on Earth? Does that mean our goal is to get back there too? To resurrect it somehow? NO NO NO S33 1RON1C4LLY TH3Y G3T TO DO TH4T 4FT3R TH3YR3 DON3 H3LP1NG YOU TH4T 1S YOUR JOB 1S OF GR34T3R CONS3QU3NC3 TO S4Y TH3 L34ST BUT P4RT OF TH31R JOB 1S TO R3BU1LD L1F3 4ND C1V1L1Z4T1ON TH3R3 4ND 1F TH3YR3 SUCC3SSFUL 1N THOUS4NDS OR M1LL1ONS OF Y34RS TH3 T3CHNOLOGY 1S UN34RTH3D 4ND TH3 PL4N3T 1S R1P3 FOR S33D1NG 4LL OV3R 4G41N You never answered the question. Where were they exiled from? FROM TH3 TWO K1NGDOMS 1N TH3 1NC1P1SPH3R3 3XP4TR14T3D DUR1NG TH3 R3CKON1NG FORM3R 4G3NTS What are agents? 1 TH1NK TH1S W1LL B3 MOR3 CONSTRUCT1V3 1F 1 CONT4CT YOU 4G41N 1N 4 L1TTL3 WH1L3 WH3N YOU KNOW MOR3 4ND 1 DONT H4V3 TO 3XPL41N SO MUCH When? 1N 4 COUPL3 OF S3CONDS FOR M3 BUT NOT FOR YOU SUCK3R
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