Dave: Kick that puppet out of the shower.
oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :( dave what :( what is it dave this poor bird what bird the one with the sword through it!!! i wouldnt know anything about that but isnt this your sword? that could be anyones sword :| what does it look like is it a cheap piece of shit cause i only bother with high quality blades forged by stoic asian masters hells of rude kinds of expensive all i know is........ its sharp and its through a bird and its a sword end of story!!!!!! i am going to help the poor bird wait what do you mean dammit hold on a minute
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