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this is the worst shitting thing ive ever seen the thing that just happened hi dave!!!! jesus and the worst thing is all that juice i drank i mean you just HAD TO FIGURE all that juice was going to come back to haunt me like frankensteins incontinent fucking ghost it was like chekhovs juice hehehe what?? let me be perfectly clear what i am trying to say is its like fucking christmas up in my bladder here and where do i find my toilet oh look here it is amputated in my room gagged with a towel like a fucking prison hostage and now the cruxploder is counting down 4 hours oh i guess thats not that bad 4 hours until what? what oh god are you asleep
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