Dave: Pester Rose.
hey will you open your laptop already see this is why you need a phone or something that alerts you to important messages instead of leaving them trapped under three inches of fucking yarn laptops dont need cozies nothing needs cozies cozy is a goddamn adjective maybe ill crochet myself an iphone snuggly what is this place anyway what are you doing i can see your whole damn house here if you want to get filled in or something im sort of the guy with the big picture here dont make me bop you on the head with a wizard ill do it ok no i wont yet i guess ill bone up on the faq for a while so i dont do anything stupid and deploy like 10 crux flangers and fuck up the whole game oh my god so many words do you think like the pulitzer committee is secretly scouring the dregs of the gamefaq archives or something damn i cant read this shit im sorry gardenGnostic [GG] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG] yo yooooooo!!!!!!! whoa ok hey so youre finally playing the game with rose? yeah but she wont answer me shes probably just exploring im sure she will come around soon.... but its great that you got her out of there in time!!! pretty much you have no idea how much i fuckin own at this game i bested no less than three flaming tornados and broke a huge wizard so how does it feel to be a BIG TIME HERO mister braveybrave mcheropants it feels like i am in sports all alone and i am the star its me and then the big man comes hehehe but it turns out to be CRAZY what kind of basket ball this man plays! ummmm...... the HOOP IS ON FIRE... ok i forget how it goes no you got it we're good reference secured yes!!!!!! so now it is my turn to be the star! i will be your hero its me wait what i installed the game! im connecting to you as the server player oh man this is ridiculous i just set this shit up with rose and now i got to do like some double duty thing i mean i own at the game and all but cant i just relax for half a second dont worry! you can keep playing with rose while i just set up a few things i figured id get a good head start to avoid all the drama you guys are always getting into such a bunch of drama queens!!! what look i was getting my ass handed to me by my bro on the roof for like an hour and a half i got served like a dude on butler island (DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA) wait does this mean theres a big meteor coming soon yes! when you activate the thing will it start the countdown and summon the meteor itll come when it comes regardless of what we do the timer really just lets you know when its coming are you totally sure about all this yes look here it is! http://bit.ly/d7kXrQ ok yes that image is definitely conclusive proof of something and is 100% understandable by anyone who looks at it how big is this thing it is REALLY REALLY big like the size of rhode island or texas or what i need some context to know how much crap i should be shitting into my pants ok i dont actually know :( well as if like one the size of a bus wouldnt kill me anyway hehe yeah.... wait hold on rose is finally opening her stupid laptop so do your thing i guess have fun thanks i will! <3
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