Dave: Answer.
hEYYY, fIRST, oK, i THINK YOU'RE AWFUL, lET'S PUT THAT FACT ON THE TABLE WHERE WE CAN BOTH SEE IT, nOW YOU HAVE BEEN PRIMED FOR THE DIGESTIVE RUINATION THAT'S ABOUT TO TAKE PLACE, aND THE COMPREHENSIVE SOILING OF THE LAUNDRY ENVELOPING YOUR PERSON, oh my god you type like a tool yEAHHH, nOW YOU'RE GETTING IT, wHAT YOU ARE IN FOR, aRE YOU READY TO BE TROLLLLLED, wITHIN AN INCH OF YOUR MISERABLE HUMAN CORTEX, this is so weak im almost getting tired of wasting good material on you guys its like youve got nothing its always one of you sprouting up and ranting about how hard im about to get trolled with no ensuing substance you dont even know anything about us one of you fuckers thought i was a girl oK, yEAH, bUT, tHE THING IS, tHAT i DON'T CARE, aBOUT YOUR ANATOMICAL DETAILS, aND THINGS LIKE THAT, i KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE, oR WILL DO, aCTUALLY, iT'S THE MOST AWFUL THING, tHE WORST YOU CAN EVER DO, sorry i wouldnt cyber with you dude in the future or whatever wHAT, wAIT, oH, oK, yOU'RE THE ONE WHO LIKES TO SUBMIT INNUENDO, human innuendo yES, hUMAN iNNUENDO, sORRY FOR THE LACK OF CLARITY, so at what point in the future am i supposed to look forward to you whipping up this titanic hankerin for my knob uH, be honest with me cause im busy and i want to know exactly when i got to clear some space in my calendar for when some fuckwit blunders out of a magical phone booth and makes a ballad-inspiring play for my throbbing beef truncheon sHOULD i BE PERTURBED BY THESE ALLUSIONS, no man look i just need to know when to be there when the stars come into alignment and your flux capacitor lets you finally sate your meteoric greed for crotch-dachshund i wouldnt want to miss it and cause a paradox or something itd suck if the universe blew up on account of you missing your window of opportunity to help yourself to a pubescent boy's naked spam porpoise uHHH, oK, THIS IS SORT OF STARTING TO UPSET ME, jesus you are such a shitty troll i GUESS i'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE, aND FIND ANOTHER POINT IN TIME TO BOTHER YOU, wHEN, i GUESS, yOU ARE MORE EMOTIONALLY SUSCEPTIBLE, aND DON'T HAVE ALL THESE BEES IN YOUR BONNET, aBOUT YOUR HUMAN SEXUALITY, oh no no dude you sassed me up we are in THE SHIT now together for the long haul i, wHAT, we're motherfuckin entrenched in this bitch you and me welcome to nam now grab my hand and shimmy your soggy ass off that muddy bank before charlie gets the fuckin drop uHHH, wHO, wHO'S CHARLIE, hes the guy whos gonna read our vows im feeling pretty friggin MATRIMONIAL all a sudden take a look down by your foot see that little bottle stomp on that shit like its on fire noisy ethnic dudes are flipping the fuck out and waving us around on chairs til someone gets hurt im your 300 pound matronly freight-train and my gaping furnace is hungry for coal so get goddamn shoveling oH MY GOD, bro look in my eyes that twinkle that be DEVOTION you herniated pro wrestlers sweaty purple taint sparklin like a visit from your fairy fuckin godmother shit be PURE AND TRUE thats what you see a kaleidoscopic supernova of all your hopes and dreams all swishin together radially effevescing arms of more little boy peckers than you can imagine turning out insane corkscrew haymakers of a billion dancing vienna sausages strong this is how we do this this shits more real than kraft mayo adiosToreador [AT] blocked turntechGodhead [TG]
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