Rose: Pester John.
That's quite a totem collection. What are you planning? oh whoa hi! oh... gonna make some stuff. are you ok? hasn't your house been on fire for like... five hours now? No, that was the nearby forest, which up until quite recently would have been best described as "on fire". But you may be excited to learn that just as recently, my house finally notched that achievement. wow, congrats i guess? Thank you. Have you seen Dave? nah. his bro is probably busy kicking his ass. that's probably all there is to say on the matter. Ok. I'm going to start putting this grist to use too. Let's be sparing with the frivolous knickknack breeding and focus on getting you up to the gate, ok? yeah, ok i hear you, but... i think we'll have plenty. i've been killing imps all over the house and now its lousy with gushers. Gushers? i mean grist. serves them right for ruining my posters. the bastards. Which posters? don't you see? my sweet movie posters. look at them, they're fucking ruined. John. ?????? Are you suggesting that imps are responsible for defacing your movie posters? uh, YEAH? Your posters have looked like that ever since I first saw your room. The moment we started playing this game. I thought you had defaced them ironically to mock your father's interests. John? ...? VERY FUNNY ROSE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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