Jade: Pester Dave.
hi dave!! hey sup not much sup with you!! bro! hehehe haha good one s'alright being chill i guess you know how it goes great! feeling cool today? mr cool guy? oh man you know it sooooo cooooooool!!! you know shit is ice cold up in here shit is wicked bananas i am telling you :D so have you talked to john today??? yeah we were just talking a while ago about how he sucks at his sylladex can you believe he uses stack that kid is ridiculous lol well that doesnt sound like much fun! what was it you use again... wait nm i forgot whenever we talk about your goofy modusses i get a migrane. what do you want with john :) i want to tell him happy birthday and ask him about his birthday package! oh yeah i was being sort of cagey and told him to check the mail cause i was wondering if mine came yet i think it did! yeah? and i think mine came too so uh i guess you want to know if he likes it or something? no!!!!!!! he will not open it he will lose it!!! oh uh wow sorry to hear that i guess? no its good actually! because he will find it again later when he really needs it which of course is why i sent it in the first place! see like i never get how you know these things i dont know i just know that i know! hmm alright anyway i have to go! i have to feed bec which is always a bit of an undertaking man if i were you i would just take that fucking devilbeast out behind the woodshed and blow its head off heheheh! i dont think i could if i tried!!! yeah say hi to your grand dad for me too ok ._. yes i guess an encounter with him is almost certain it is usually........ intense!!! well yeah isnt it always with family but he sounds like a total badass yeah he totally is!!! anyway gotta go! see ya <3
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