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hey oh youre asleep again arent you or do you even know if you are i still dont know how that works its like nothing means anything its so cool getting hella chumped by your coquettish damn riddles all the time i dont know why i believe anything you say im like the grand marshal of gross chumpage waving around my faggoty chumpductor baton assitant director of chumpography celebrated author ernest chumpingway wait weak chumpelstiltskin uh chumpeldipshit yeah youre asleep y/n? a/s/l? s = species baboon? kangaroo rat? if kangaroo rat yiff twice plz ok well youre not saying anything so i guess whether youre nonawake or unasleep or whatever youre just not around and im wasting good material even worse im wasting a killer fursona here like i dont know like a wide open v shaped leotard and a fuck ton of body paint some like sinewy back arching cirque du soleil looking motherfucker always low to the ground gettin a good prowl on like i dropped my keys in the dark nimblest son of a bitch who had the gumption to glue a nasty pair of latex cat lips to his face for a reason that wasnt a joke jade hey where are you seriously im sitting here tonight with a fucking bag of kibble jacked open on my lap and primed for goddamn bear and youre gone btw my name is Akwete Purrmusk hardest buttock in the jungle tempered steel hey yeah just wanted to give you this remix i finished here turntechGodhead [TG] sent gardenGnostic [GG] file "explore remix.mp3" so yeah you dont have to respond to any of that btw ill probably forget half the shit i said anyway talk to you tomorrow
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