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ok wait hold on why am i getting this stupid game for you youre the one who should be wrist deep in puppet ass What is the specific problem? the problem is i am up to my goddamn neck in fucking puppet dong You know you like the mannequin dick. Accept it. i am enrobed in chafing, wriggling god fucking damned puppet pelvis an obscenely long, coarse kermit cock is being dragged across my anguished face Let's put this into perspective. You put up with the puppet prostate because you love it. Also, coarse is a good word. you dont seem to harbor any sympathy for the fact that ive burrowed fuck deep into lively, fluffy muppet buttock im whirling in the terrible cyclone at the epicenter of my own personal holocaust of twitching foam noses its like a fucking apocalypse of perky proboscis here like the proboscalypse i guess Are you going to start rapping about this? what no no listen Prong of flesh bereft of home Found solace 'twixt a cleft of foam. no oh jesus Of apocalypse your thoughts eclipse A painted pair of parted lips That dare through kiss to stir the air That teases tufts of orange hair. And though faces flush in lovers' fits, Hands snug in plush as gloves befit. ok dickinson if you can shut your perfumey trap for a half second this is serious i am just saying if i see one more soft bulbous bottom being like kind of jutting out and impudent or whatever im gonna fly off the handle im gonna do some sort of acrobatic fucking PIROUETTE off the handle and win like a medal or some shit Then let's hope there will be a squishy derriere somewhere below the handle to break your fall.
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