THIS CHUM WILL KNOW WHAT TO DO.
alright im out of my room now looking for my bros game oh, good! yeah, there is no sign of rose yet, i hope she is ok well if she comes back ill be ready you better know what youre talking about cause this could get ugly brought my phone and i also took my awesome katana with me in case things get too hot to handle and they always do you mean that cheap piece of shit you have on your wall? FU its sharp and its awesome and its a sword end of story ok i don't really care. i'm in my room again, i really think there's someone else in this house. like monsters or something. howie??? haha I WISH. dude monsters arent real thats stupid kids stuff for stupid babies maybe. yeah you're right. what are you an idiot of course there are monsters in your house youre in some weird evil monster dimension come on skepticism is the crutch of cinematic troglodytes like hey mom dad theres a dinosaur or a ghost or whatever in my room. "yeah right junior go back to bed" fuck you mom and dad how many times are we going to watch this trope unfold it wasnt goddamn funny the first time i saw it just once id like to see dad crap his pants when a kid says theres a vampire in his closet "OH SHIT EVERYONE IN THE MINIVAN" be fuckin dad of the year right there ok ok stop! what do i do? what do you have a hammer man so lame ok whatever you should look into weaponizing your sylladex my bro is always getting on my case about it but man its not as easy as it sounds but if youre fighting monsters left and right you dont have much choice hmm... ok, i guess i can read up on data structures some more. how's it going there? im out in the living room hes usually here but i dont see him might be playing his mind games hes always pulling this ninja shit all i see is lil cal over there so i guess he cant be far hahaha. oh god. SO LAME. what see... i just don't know why you think it's cool. his ventriloquist rapping thing. oh lil cal? no man lil cal is the shit that's fine, you are entitled to your opinion, i am just saying that being a white guy who is a rapper with a ventriloquist doll is not cool by any stretch of the imagination or by any definition of word cool, ironic or otherwise. that's all i'm saying. yeah bullshit cal is dope puppets are awesome john egbert blows the end yeah, more like the opposite of all those things is the thing that is true! i'm going to read. good luck with your bro.
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