Dave: Answer chum.
In some cultures the persistent refusal of a lady's invitation to play a game with her would be a sign wanton disrespect. Either that, or flagrant homosexuality. what oh no no look im busy ok ive got a lot of shit on my plate i am sort of a big deal ok? I know. Sometimes I wonder how you are ever allowed to pay for meals in restaurants. It must be hard to keep a low profile when you're always overhearing awed voices whisper, "It's that guy who has a blog." seriously dudes be worshipping me left and right i cant hardly walk down the street without stepping over torsos of the prostrate Navigating the urban landscape I'm sure is difficult enough without an obstacle course of deferential flesh and skyward asses. Perhaps adapting the art of parkour to your unique environment would help? yeah! i mean damn like theres this scruffy little shit at my feet an orphan or something i dont know face flush on the pavement im like dude you listening for a stampede of buffalo or something? he braves a look at me then gives my shoe a little kiss and scurries the fuck off Heavy is the crown. yeah not kicking oliver twist in the fucking face every day is my gift to the world i guess Breathtaking magnanimity! among other things i just give and fucking give Indeed, nary a jewel tumbles from your wishbox of daily exploits which I imagine does not sparkle. oh for fucks sake youre just lobbying for me to play that dumb game Baseless accusation! look i am telling you egbert is ALL ABOUT that game he will play it with you and probably be tickled retarded about it I know this very well. I cannot hasten his mail's delivery, however. yeah yeah ill hassle him some more about it and look how about this if you ever find yourself in the position where your life depends on me playing that piece of shit game, then ill play will that make you happy More than you know. It perfectly mollifies my grief over the demise of chivalry.
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