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hey so what sort of insane loot did you rake in today i got a little monsters poster, it's so awesome. i'm going to watch it again today, the applejuice scene was so funny. oh hell that is such a coincidence i just found an unopened container of apple juice in my closet it is like fucking christmas up in here ok thats fine, but i just have one question and then a word of caution. have you ever seen a movie called little monsters starring howie mandel and fred savage? but the seal on the bottle is unbroken are you suggesting someone put piss in my apple juice at the factory all im saying is don't you think monster howie mandel has the power to do something as simple as reseal a bottle? try using your brain numbnuts. why did the fat kid or whoever drank it know what piss tasted like i mean his reaction was nigh instantaneous it was the 15th day in a row howie mandel peed in his juice. ok i can accept that monster B-list celebrity douchebags are cunning and persistent pranksters also fred savage has a really punchable face but who cares about this lets stop talking about it did you get the beta yet no. did you? man i got two copies already but i dont care im not going to play it or anything the game sounds boring did you see how it got slammed in game bro???? game bro is a joke and we both know it. yeah why dont you go check your mail maybe its there now alright.
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