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im back! oh hi! i went to investigate the explosion i heard was it by any chance a meteor? yes!!!!! how did you know?? oh man, it's kind of a long story! anyway, are you ok? did it blow up your yard or start a fire or anything? no i am fine! it landed a pretty good ways from my house and i went to look at it and its pretty big! but bec doesnt want me to go near it so i came home he seems to think its dangerous! well gosh, he's probably right! anyway what have you been up to john? oh!!!! did you get my package yet? :O er... yeah, i was trying to get it, but rose dropped my car into a weird spooky bottomless pit and the package was in the car and im really sorry about that. oh no! wow, ok, i guess i should start at the beginning. see, a meteor blew up my neighborhood. thats terrible john! im so sorry! but i'm ok! and my house is too, sort of. that game i was telling you about, sburb which i was playing with rose, sort of transported me somewhere at the last minute. but now i'm trapped here and it's weird and dark and i can't find my dad and i just lost the car and my copy of the game in the pit and i think i have to save the world from the apocalypse!!! O_O well..... it sounds really crazy and kind of scary but..... it also sounds kind of exciting! i dont know john maybe this is your destiny if anyone can save the world i think it is probably you! wow, you think so? yes! well ok, BUT. it's not even that simple! i was about to connect to rose to help transport her and save her from meteors and fire and stuff. but she lost battery power and i lost the game disc! so i think i have to get TG to use his copy to save her! but that jackass won't shut up and stop rapping and stuff. hahaha he is so silly! yeah. anyway i should talk to him about it, so brb.
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