THE PURPLE TEXT IS LESS IRRATIONAL THAN THE RED TEXT.

I'm lifting the car up to the balcony. whoa, ok. Once it is up, retrieve the game. Then I'll put it back down on the driveway. but the door is locked! Then break a window. but it's my dad's car :( It's just a window, and this is sort of an emergency. Otherwise I promise I'll handle the car with velvet gloves. alright.

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