INDULGE THE DEVICE. BUT BE CURT WITH IT.
hey bro check it out im working on some new rhymes dude, i don't have time for your nerdy raps! come on this is hells of ill just listen it sounds like you don't even believe me that i was about to get blown up! but i really was, but now im in some weird dimension that sburb sent me to or something. and now on top of that i think i'm being haunted by my dead grandma! huh for real yeah, it's true but i'll talk to you later about it! i think i could drop some sick rhymes about all this man, see i just don't think all the rapping stuff is really as cool as you think it is. no thisll be dope check it no, i have to go! bye! wait wait armageddon's gettin waged on us but im-a gettin armed and dangerous sending men in space for savin us see which playa's more couragerous ben or bruce? dudes reach a truce put their blowchutes to use and up-suck it afflecks saclifice, i mean -crifice, would have to sufflice. aw fluck it bro be a stained-glass saint, up on a cross gettin hella christ-plagiarous bruce's like offa that cruciflix, nuff a this fuckin savior-fuss restrained his ass per mclane-redux while buscemi remained derangerous when a plan gone astray pays off a wasted craterous ash tray caterin to layers of matt maconnaheys vague remainder-dust wait uh macconahey wasnt even in any of those meteor movies was he ill have to make a rap about i dont know morgan freeman or something being the president itll be called "obama made it so that no one gives a shit about black presidents in movies anymore" see youve got to fill me in on whats going on so i have something to rap about besides all your dumbshit movies
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