NOW JOHN. RESPOND TO YOUR FRIEND UNIT.
John? Are you there? tentacleTherapist [TT] is now an idle chum! hey, yeah i'm here! and not dead i think. I know. I've been watching you scramble through the house like a lunatic. You should have answered me sooner. oh man, sorry, i was looking around for my dad and i can't find him anywhere! have you seen him? No. I'm sure he'll turn up. We have more important things to address right now. yeah, like where am i?? I don't know that either. But I've determined your neighborhood was destroyed by the meteor. Wherever you were transported, it saved you from the impact. I've been reading reports in the news. Over the last few days, there have been many smaller meteor collisions with people's homes around the world. And they seem to be getting bigger. Yours was the biggest they've identified so far. wow, ok. so then i guess if this is all the game's doing, then the point is for us to save the world? Perhaps. then we'd better get moving and figure this game out!!! Yes, but wait. We should retrieve your PDA. Yet again. It will help to keep tabs on each other while you investigate. I think I can get you closer to it, if I can replenish our grist supply somewhat. There may be a way to recycle some that we already used. ok. I'll meet you out on the balcony. wait, rose! one thing... What? you never even wished me a happy birthday! um... hello? I was working on something to send you, but I was running late with it. I didn't want you to think I believed meager well wishes alone would suffice for the occasion. That said, happy birthday, John. haha, oh jeez, that is silly! anyway, thanks!
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