John: Answer chums.
I'm working on the bathroom. But we are running low on Build Grist. oh man who cares about the bathroom, now there's a meteor heading for my house!!! I see. Do you suppose it has anything to do with the game? i don't know, maybe! what do i do! I think it's very likely. The walkthroughs vaguely suggest an impending threat before they end. The already poorly constructed sentences become even more curt and ambiguous. As if written hastily and with a sense of alarm. Actually, their dedication to updating the walkthrough under such circumstances is admirable. wow, FASCINATING. ?????? If the meteor is a game construct, I think the only thing to do is to proceed, and try to solve the dilemma on the game's terms. Try using the lathe. It says you can use the card on it, but isn't more specific than that. ok i'll do that. Really, it is a labor to read this drivel. If I read any more my brain will need to be spoon-fed from a jar. While it blows spit bubbles in a highchair. I think I will write my own walkthrough. That is, after we make sure you don't die. turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering ectoBiologist [EB] at 17:34 i heard you got the box i hope you appreciate my heroic fatherly perseverance in getting it to you in my rough and tumble dirty wifebeaterly sort of way also i hope you appreciate how many no-talent douches had their mitts on that bunny before you its like a grubby baton in some huge douchebag marathon hey where are you oh man, the bunny was awesome, but i don't have time to talk, i'm playing sburb and it's kind of a nightmare. TT is breaking everything in my house. dude i told you to steer clear of that game and for that matter you should probably wash your hands of flighty broads and their snarky horseshit altogether and now there's a meteor coming, and i'm not even joking about that!!! it's like a big asteroid or comet or something. in the sky. heading right for my house!!!!!!!! oh man how big is it i dunno. big, i guess. i gotta go! we'll talk later if i am still alive and the earth isn't blown up. like the size of texas or just rhode island theyre always throwing around these geographical comparisons to give us a sense of scale like it really means anything to us but its like it doesnt matter its always just like: WOW THATS PRETTY FUCKING BIG like mr president theres a meteor coming sir. oh yeah, how big is it? its the size of texas sir OH SHIT or, how big is it? its the size of new york city sir OH SHIT sir im afraid the comet is the size of your moms dick OH SNAP sir are you familiar with jupiter you mean like the planet? yeah well its that big sir hmm that sounds pretty big i have a question is it jupiter? yes sir, earth is literally under seige by planet fucking jupiter OH SHIT anyway later
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